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03-06-2013, 07:27 PM #1
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Has anyone ever thought about this? More specifically, I mean taking shits at work. I work 5 days a week at $10.50 per hour. I take shits regularly at work. They last about 10 minutes, 15 for the extreme cases. So, in a one week period, I make about $8-$11 just for taking shits. Since the shits add up to around an hour per week, or a little more, the wages vary. In a month, I cash in just around $24-$44 or taking shits. In a year, $288-$528. Damn! I know it's such little money over a stretched period of time, but for what I'm doing on that time, I'll take it. If I was at a much higher paying job... oh god Happy

Don't ask me why or how I thought of this. I just did, while taking a shit for that matter.
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03-06-2013, 07:36 PM #2
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Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03-06-2013, 07:37 PM #3
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Looool, superb!!
03-06-2013, 07:59 PM #4
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I can only shit on my own toilet sadly.

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03-06-2013, 08:48 PM #5
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Only under extreme circumstances will I used anything other than my own!

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I can only shit on my own toilet sadly.
03-06-2013, 08:58 PM #6
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general discussion is so shit now

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03-06-2013, 09:28 PM #7
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Originally posted by 420 View Post
Has anyone ever thought about this? More specifically, I mean taking shits at work. I work 5 days a week at $10.50 per hour. I take shits regularly at work. They last about 10 minutes, 15 for the extreme cases. So, in a one week period, I make about $8-$11 just for taking shits. Since the shits add up to around an hour per week, or a little more, the wages vary. In a month, I cash in just around $24-$44 or taking shits. In a year, $288-$528. Damn! I know it's such little money over a stretched period of time, but for what I'm doing on that time, I'll take it. If I was at a much higher paying job... oh god Happy

Don't ask me why or how I thought of this. I just did, while taking a shit for that matter.


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03-06-2013, 09:35 PM #8
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Getting paid to have a poo, nice!
03-06-2013, 10:13 PM #9
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Want to switch jobs?
03-07-2013, 02:04 AM #10
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Haha, that's amazing.

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