Post: Why all Gamers need a Cat
05-04-2013, 02:52 AM #1
Snipesome
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); You must login or register to view this content.It is obvious to me but maybe not all on why gamers need a cat (singular). Gamers do not need a whole slew of 25 but just one or two. Don't get me wrong I love dogs and have all my life but a dog is actually bad for gaming.


  1. Gamers need cats because they sleep a lot and keep company. A cat will perch up onto your desk and happily snooze away in a ball while you dice lions. They will sleep and do not complain or give a bother therefore allowing you to maintain your much needed focus for that 500% ticket bf3 conquest match. This keeps you from getting lonely while not bothering you.

  2. If those mid-match lobby intermission times are too long a cat can keep you company. Just reach a hand over and he will love you to touch his ball-o-fur. Not furry balls. I don't think cats take too kindly to groping of that matter but I can't say I have experience. Never the less a little pet will carry you all the way through your intermission.

  3. Cats don't whine. Well mine doesn't at least. They will not beg for you to pet them and not scratch your door down, or jump on you expecting a treat. They just mind there own business and keep to themselves. Out of all the cats I have owned (1) they have never been as needy as a dog. On the flips side dogs are better overall and more fun but hey, you aren't going to be playing fetch during arma 3 right?





This is probably the biggest waste of space on the nextgenupdate servers possible. But hey, its something I have noticed for quite a while.


EDIT** I have a feeling some of these comments were suggesting I just use my cat for when I am gaming and pet it for 45 seconds every day. That is not the case. I just dont like to wrestle with him on my desk. I give my cat plenty of attention and care for him greatly. Just wanted to make that clear.

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05-09-2013, 07:50 PM #20
annakate
Bounty hunter
Well cats are just awesome in general.... So duh :p
05-09-2013, 08:26 PM #21
Oprah Winfrey
Pokemon Trainer
Oh I have a 4 cats. Two outside ones that dont come around often, they're spade of course. But however the two females inside aren't spade because I currently don't have the money. So they go into heat every few months and the of course try to have every single object that they can fit into their butt. And they will rub the butt against you legs, and this can be a real distraction for some gamers. So just cause Whiteboy7thst has a cat doesn't mean they're good for gaming well unless you go to the future and buy a of Astro Cat. Im not saying you got this from him but it seems this way. So I suggest if you do want a cat to keep you company I suggest go get a male and or a spade female.
06-26-2013, 05:55 AM #22
ok first two points a dog does just fine but point three made sense. but i still prefer dogs because im not alergic to them like cats and they don't scratch you and furniture and most cats ive been around run from you on instinct.
07-01-2013, 05:26 PM #23
I'll take my dog over a p*ssy any day.

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