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Sounds like BS I mean, when I lost my virginity at 14 and 364 days (night before my 15th :vince There's no way in hell I'd have jumped on NGU and told a bunch of strangers, I jumped on the phone with my two best mates and bragged like crazy to them though, thats normal, but not NGU

My first bit of advice is to keep clear of any foods from poundland. Who going to pass up a cheap £1 meal but could be about to go off. So check the sale by date. You know check that you're ready had a shower and clean before you go have that meal of a life time. Poundland meals can be lovely if you wait for the right time and don't rush it. Remember practise makes perfect just enjoy it don't rush it or you're going to get full before it's done.
Don't think it's a snack you can get it done quickly.
Remember to take time with the wrapper giving it all the attention it needs taking your time.
Don't want to be messy for the main course.
Okay always pick up a drink it good it lubricant when having some dry crap from poundland.

Okay I hope that helps with.
Just hope you're good at reading between the lines.

Film it .

LOOL, why are you telling this to us?

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HIV bro..

anyways i had a good laugh reading your anecdote :p

negative hopefully... Gonna get tested next week


Thanks for reading aha