Post: Pick Up Lines
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10-17-2009, 11:06 PM
#1
SeArGaNt-KoCk
B.O.D figure that out :p
10-17-2009, 11:08 PM
#2
ScooterDAshooter
Guest
10-17-2009, 11:09 PM
#3
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
There are 206 bones in your body... do you want another one?
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
There are 206 bones in your body... do you want another one?
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
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10-17-2009, 11:11 PM
#4
SeArGaNt-KoCk
B.O.D figure that out :p
10-17-2009, 11:11 PM
#5
oliminator1994
Climbing up the ladder
10-17-2009, 11:13 PM
#6
Originally posted by KoCk
LOL evilrip. I'll use those on my gf and see what she says. hahahaha
Lol I said some of those to my gf...here are the responses
ME (1:54:52 PM): Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong
HER (1:55:28 PM): LOLOLOL
HER (1:55:30 PM): xD
HER (1:55:42 PM): so corny lmfaoo
AND
ME (2:16:18 PM): You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Love that lol
HER (2:16:32 PM): i think i'm like the only girl that shit would work on lol
HER (2:16:38 PM): well if the guy was joking of course
10-17-2009, 11:19 PM
#7
SeArGaNt-KoCk
B.O.D figure that out :p
Originally posted by EvilRip0306
Lol I said some of those to my gf...here are the responses
ME (1:54:52 PM): Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong
HER (1:55:28 PM): LOLOLOL
HER (1:55:30 PM): xD
HER (1:55:42 PM): so corny lmfaoo
AND
ME (2:16:18 PM): You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Love that lol
HER (2:16:32 PM): i think i'm like the only girl that shit would work on lol
HER (2:16:38 PM): well if the guy was joking of course
ME (1:54:52 PM): Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong
HER (1:55:28 PM): LOLOLOL
HER (1:55:30 PM): xD
HER (1:55:42 PM): so corny lmfaoo
AND
ME (2:16:18 PM): You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Love that lol
HER (2:16:32 PM): i think i'm like the only girl that shit would work on lol
HER (2:16:38 PM): well if the guy was joking of course
HAHAHA, I'll put some on here if she gets on msn and i'll post what she says. lmao
10-17-2009, 11:29 PM
#8
dominicanpimp10
Treasure hunter
10-17-2009, 11:37 PM
#9
chunky975
Banned
Originally posted by EvilRip0306
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
There are 206 bones in your body... do you want another one?
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck.
There are 206 bones in your body... do you want another one?
You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
lol they are the best :L
maybe a bit old but w/e:
'did you just fart?....(pause) Cause you blew me away!'
'
o you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past again?'
10-18-2009, 02:27 AM
#10
402's 1 incher
Banned
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