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Are You from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see

lol corny ones:

Do you take karate, because your body's kickin'.

Is your dad a pirate, because you sure have a fantastic booty.

I have a lot I'll just post a few for now.

''Your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter and I would like to visit you inbetween holidays.''
That one can be also used with with time for example 6 aclock left leg 7 aclock right leg inbetween hours.

''Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?''

''amn girl, you have more curves than a race track.''

''Gee golly, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?''

''Can I smell your vagina?''

''I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.''

''Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.''

''I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?''

Alright thats enough of those.

haha, the first one's good

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

Stole from different sites

nice legs, what time do they open lol

Do you have a map? Cos I'm lost in your eyes.

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!

I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside.
I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.
You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.
You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.
Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?
Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him.
So, you're a girl huh?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Hi, I have been watching you dance over there for a while now, and to be honest, your terrible, let me buy you a drink and we can talk about it.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, so you might as well be there.

haha that'll do I think

aha, some of them i have to try out, just to see the responses.