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Post: Your Best Pick Up Lines
11-19-2013, 05:47 AM #1
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Little One
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"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing"

It works everytime
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11-19-2013, 08:23 AM #11
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(Look her in the eyes) and say hey baby, come suck me it's like a chocolate fountain, simple as that but watch out for the teeth they get crazy when you mention chocolate XD


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11-19-2013, 11:06 AM #12
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In Flames Much?
'Hi I was going to use a pickup line but it much better if I ask for you to say hi to your friend for me'
11-19-2013, 11:32 AM #13
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Frontality0123
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Are you from Europe?
Because you're a piece of shit.

Gets all da ladies. Enzo
11-19-2013, 11:34 AM #14
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Little One
Are you sitting on sugar? Cos dat ass is sweet
11-19-2013, 11:54 AM #15
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Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by Elapse View Post
Show us some of your best pickup lines ill start off with my favorite .
"Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing"

It works everytime


"Is your Dad in prison by any chance?"
"No, why?"
"Because, if I were your Dad, I'm sure I'Awesome face be in Prison."

or

"I've done some horrible, unspeakable things while drunk, and I'd like to add you to that list."
11-19-2013, 05:23 PM #16
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This thread is wrong on so many different levels lol but I like it!
11-19-2013, 08:41 PM #17
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How would you like to date a NextGenUpdate Content Manager? :carling:

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11-19-2013, 09:04 PM #18
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Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by Millz View Post
How would you like to date a NextGenUpdate Content Manager? :carling:


You should carry a "Wet Floor" sign at ALL times, just in case you use this line.

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11-24-2013, 12:56 PM #19
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This post deserves a bump !Smile

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