(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); All my broces from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough for a reach around, reach around
They say I fap like a robot so call me fapbot

But for me to fap everywhere must be in my genes
I've got a laptop in my back pocket
My penis will go off when I half cock it
Got a fat nut, from them zinc supps
Used to load up porn and get off to it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
I used to fap to the thought of
Monica Lewinsky feelin on my nut sac
I'm a pervert still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell
You don't really wanna get in a fappin match
With this fappity fap fap
Packin a playboy in the back of his backpack
And at the same time I'm practicin these fapping acrobatic stunts
Trying to suck my own dick
Until I break my motherfuking back and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was trying no-fap after the fact
I already could not blow, cause I had ED at 23
Broces are having a rough time period with their no-fap
Heres a maxi pad, it's probably disastrously bad
That I'm poppin viagra by the kilogram

Cause I'm beginning to feel like I'm a Fap God, Fap God...

i dont get it :/

corny ass nigga

OP is a phaggot

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This is why we can't have nice things.

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