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(answer them without help - or not I guess.)


1. Is there a Fourth of July in England? Yes, it comes after the third of July
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 1 birthday
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them do
4. How many outs are there in an inning? 6 - 3 per side
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Nope - he's dead
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70, 30 divided by 1/2 equals 60 plus 10 is 70
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2 apples, you took them, remember?
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.
9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? None - Noah had the ark
11. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12

How did you do?

1. no
2. 60
3. 1
4. 4 i guess lol
5. no
6. 70
7. are you serious? over 9000 (1)
8. 30 minutes
9. over 9000 ( 8 )
10. over 9000
11. 24

1. Yes
2. 1 (There's only one day you're born on)
3. All months have at least 28 days
4. 6
5. No
6. 70
7. 2 Apples
8. 1 hour (but the wording is stupid, it should tell you that you start off with one pill)
9. 9 sheep
10. 1
11. 12, a dozen is a dozen

Edit: Dammit Moses, muh bible readings

I don't wanna talk about it.

I feel dumb now fuck you sir

1. Yes
2. 1 Because you are only born once having only one birthday
3. Every month has 28 days in it
4. Dunno
5. Dunno probably not
6. 70 because when you divide by 1/2 you actually multiply by 2 = 60 + 10= 70
7. 1 for the remaining apples and 2 for the apples you have
8. 90 mins for 3 pills lasting every half hour 30 x 3 = 90
9. 8 or 9
10. Moses never had an ark
11. 12( a dozen)