Post: How To: Not get caught skipping school
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03-03-2014, 03:45 AM
#1
Haley
docters & repco
Anyways, onto the tutorial.
Step 1: If you get a ride from your parents, you're fucked. I'd recommend faking sick. Easier and less chance of being caught.
Step 2: if you take a bus, walk out the front door and make a left and dart away from your house and bus. (MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A KEY TO YOUR HOUSE)
Step 3: In about 1 hour, go back into your house
Step 4: Call your school. Hit yourself in the balls reaaaaally hard to make yourself have a better high pitched mommy voice.
Step 5: if you've passed step 4, good for you you're almost done and you can let your balls regain strength, you'll need it for step 7. Okay now lock the doors in your house
Step 6: Close the blinds
Step 7: Fap
Step 8: about a half an hour before your school ends, walk outside, go up the street, turn around, and walk back inside like you just came home from school
Step 9: set your backpack aside, pull out the hentai and/or pronhub.com/hentai, and begin fapping again
I really hope this helped. AGAIN DON'T SKIP SCHOOL. ONLY DO THIS IF YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN LIFE LIKE ME.
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03-03-2014, 03:49 AM
#2
RatchetBooty
Former Staff
, nice tutorial.
03-03-2014, 03:51 AM
#5
xKtF
In my man cave
Originally posted by Nike
DON'T SKIP SCHOOL IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. WARNING YOU NOW. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE OVER EXCESSIVE FAPPING AND DEATH.
Anyways, onto the tutorial.
Step 1: If you get a ride from your parents, you're fucked. I'd recommend faking sick. Easier and less chance of being caught.
Step 2: if you take a bus, walk out the front door and make a left and dart away from your house and bus. (MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A KEY TO YOUR HOUSE)
Step 3: In about 1 hour, go back into your house
Step 4: Call your school. Hit yourself in the balls reaaaaally hard to make yourself have a better high pitched mommy voice.
Step 5: if you've passed step 4, good for you you're almost done and you can let your balls regain strength, you'll need it for step 7. Okay now lock the doors in your house
Step 6: Close the blinds
Step 7: Fap
Step 8: about a half an hour before your school ends, walk outside, go up the street, turn around, and walk back inside like you just came home from school
Step 9: set your backpack aside, pull out the hentai and/or pronhub.com/hentai, and begin fapping again
I really hope this helped. AGAIN DON'T SKIP SCHOOL. ONLY DO THIS IF YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN LIFE LIKE ME.
Anyways, onto the tutorial.
Step 1: If you get a ride from your parents, you're fucked. I'd recommend faking sick. Easier and less chance of being caught.
Step 2: if you take a bus, walk out the front door and make a left and dart away from your house and bus. (MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A KEY TO YOUR HOUSE)
Step 3: In about 1 hour, go back into your house
Step 4: Call your school. Hit yourself in the balls reaaaaally hard to make yourself have a better high pitched mommy voice.
Step 5: if you've passed step 4, good for you you're almost done and you can let your balls regain strength, you'll need it for step 7. Okay now lock the doors in your house
Step 6: Close the blinds
Step 7: Fap
Step 8: about a half an hour before your school ends, walk outside, go up the street, turn around, and walk back inside like you just came home from school
Step 9: set your backpack aside, pull out the hentai and/or pronhub.com/hentai, and begin fapping again
I really hope this helped. AGAIN DON'T SKIP SCHOOL. ONLY DO THIS IF YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN LIFE LIKE ME.
step 7. Okay now lock the doors in your house
Step 6: Close the blinds
Step 7: Fap
those two steps confused me and I got caught
03-03-2014, 12:43 PM
#7
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Nike
DON'T SKIP SCHOOL IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. WARNING YOU NOW. SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE OVER EXCESSIVE FAPPING AND DEATH.
Anyways, onto the tutorial.
Step 1: If you get a ride from your parents, you're fucked. I'd recommend faking sick. Easier and less chance of being caught.
Step 2: if you take a bus, walk out the front door and make a left and dart away from your house and bus. (MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A KEY TO YOUR HOUSE)
Step 3: In about 1 hour, go back into your house
Step 4: Call your school. Hit yourself in the balls reaaaaally hard to make yourself have a better high pitched mommy voice.
Step 5: if you've passed step 4, good for you you're almost done and you can let your balls regain strength, you'll need it for step 7. Okay now lock the doors in your house
Step 6: Close the blinds
Step 7: Fap
Step 8: about a half an hour before your school ends, walk outside, go up the street, turn around, and walk back inside like you just came home from school
Step 9: set your backpack aside, pull out the hentai and/or pronhub.com/hentai, and begin fapping again
I really hope this helped. AGAIN DON'T SKIP SCHOOL. ONLY DO THIS IF YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN LIFE LIKE ME.
Anyways, onto the tutorial.
Step 1: If you get a ride from your parents, you're fucked. I'd recommend faking sick. Easier and less chance of being caught.
Step 2: if you take a bus, walk out the front door and make a left and dart away from your house and bus. (MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A KEY TO YOUR HOUSE)
Step 3: In about 1 hour, go back into your house
Step 4: Call your school. Hit yourself in the balls reaaaaally hard to make yourself have a better high pitched mommy voice.
Step 5: if you've passed step 4, good for you you're almost done and you can let your balls regain strength, you'll need it for step 7. Okay now lock the doors in your house
Step 6: Close the blinds
Step 7: Fap
Step 8: about a half an hour before your school ends, walk outside, go up the street, turn around, and walk back inside like you just came home from school
Step 9: set your backpack aside, pull out the hentai and/or pronhub.com/hentai, and begin fapping again
I really hope this helped. AGAIN DON'T SKIP SCHOOL. ONLY DO THIS IF YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKED AND NOT GOING ANYWHERE IN LIFE LIKE ME.
Or you just stay in bed and not move
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