Post: Carbs suck. Try these!
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07-28-2014, 01:45 AM
#1
Tustin
Balls of Steel
Note that this isn't paleo friendly. Sorry!
Keto pizza:
3 eggs
3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
1 tsp garlic powder optional
1 tsp basil optional
1) Heat oven to 450 degrees
2) Combine the shit above into a bowl
3) Spread evenly onto a sheet of some kind
4) Bake for like 10-15 mins
5) Dominate your creation
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. Probably the best thing ever if you love pizza. It's less than 1g carbs per slice.
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Bulletproof coffee (this shit is the bomb):
1 tbsp coconut oil
1 tbsp butter (unsalted or salted, whichever your prefer)
1 cup of COFFEE!
1) Make your coffee
2) Dump the coffee and other shit into a blender
3) Blend it up for like 1-2 mins
4) DRINK IT
Source: Just Google "Bulletproof coffee" for like 100 different recipes.
Fried "Mac & Cheese". WAT!
1 Head Cauliflower, Riced
1/2 Cup Shredded Cheddar Cheese
3 Large Eggs
2 tsp. Paprika optional
1 tsp. Tumeric optional
3/4 tsp. Rosemary optional
1. Rice the Cauliflower in a food processor.
2. Cook it in the microwave for 5 minutes.
3. Dry it out by wringing it in a kitchen towel or paper towels. You want as little moisture as possible.
4. Add your eggs (one at a time – you don’t want a watery mixture), cheese, and spices to cauliflower and mix together.
5. Heat olive oil and coconut oil in a pan, on high.
6. Form small patties out of the cauliflower mixture.
7. Fry on both sides until crisp.
Source: https://www.ruled.me/low-carb-fried-mac-cheese/
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07-29-2014, 01:44 AM
#9
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Originally posted by Tustin
Yes they do. Here are some awesome recipes that will make you want to give up eating 200g + carbs daily. Big ups to /r/keto and /r/ketorecipes
Note that this isn't paleo friendly. Sorry!
Keto pizza:
3 eggs
3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
1 tsp garlic powder optional
1 tsp basil optional
1) Heat oven to 450 degrees
2) Combine the shit above into a bowl
3) Spread evenly onto a sheet of some kind
4) Bake for like 10-15 mins
5) Dominate your creation
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. Probably the best thing ever if you love pizza. It's less than 1g carbs per slice.
Source: You must login or register to view this content.
Bulletproof coffee (this shit is the bomb):
1 tbsp coconut oil
1 tbsp butter (unsalted or salted, whichever your prefer)
1 cup of COFFEE!
1) Make your coffee
2) Dump the coffee and other shit into a blender
3) Blend it up for like 1-2 mins
4) DRINK IT
Source: Just Google "Bulletproof coffee" for like 100 different recipes.
Fried "Mac & Cheese". WAT!
1 Head Cauliflower, Riced
1/2 Cup Shredded Cheddar Cheese
3 Large Eggs
2 tsp. Paprika optional
1 tsp. Tumeric optional
3/4 tsp. Rosemary optional
1. Rice the Cauliflower in a food processor.
2. Cook it in the microwave for 5 minutes.
3. Dry it out by wringing it in a kitchen towel or paper towels. You want as little moisture as possible.
4. Add your eggs (one at a time – you don’t want a watery mixture), cheese, and spices to cauliflower and mix together.
5. Heat olive oil and coconut oil in a pan, on high.
6. Form small patties out of the cauliflower mixture.
7. Fry on both sides until crisp.
Source: https://www.ruled.me/low-carb-fried-mac-cheese/
I will be adding more to this when I try out more things that are awesome.
I'm going to make a food section. Who's with me?
You must login or register to view this content.
Note that this isn't paleo friendly. Sorry!
Keto pizza:
3 eggs
3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
1 tsp garlic powder optional
1 tsp basil optional
1) Heat oven to 450 degrees
2) Combine the shit above into a bowl
3) Spread evenly onto a sheet of some kind
4) Bake for like 10-15 mins
5) Dominate your creation
JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST. Probably the best thing ever if you love pizza. It's less than 1g carbs per slice.
Source: You must login or register to view this content.
Bulletproof coffee (this shit is the bomb):
1 tbsp coconut oil
1 tbsp butter (unsalted or salted, whichever your prefer)
1 cup of COFFEE!
1) Make your coffee
2) Dump the coffee and other shit into a blender
3) Blend it up for like 1-2 mins
4) DRINK IT
Source: Just Google "Bulletproof coffee" for like 100 different recipes.
Fried "Mac & Cheese". WAT!
1 Head Cauliflower, Riced
1/2 Cup Shredded Cheddar Cheese
3 Large Eggs
2 tsp. Paprika optional
1 tsp. Tumeric optional
3/4 tsp. Rosemary optional
1. Rice the Cauliflower in a food processor.
2. Cook it in the microwave for 5 minutes.
3. Dry it out by wringing it in a kitchen towel or paper towels. You want as little moisture as possible.
4. Add your eggs (one at a time – you don’t want a watery mixture), cheese, and spices to cauliflower and mix together.
5. Heat olive oil and coconut oil in a pan, on high.
6. Form small patties out of the cauliflower mixture.
7. Fry on both sides until crisp.
Source: https://www.ruled.me/low-carb-fried-mac-cheese/
I will be adding more to this when I try out more things that are awesome.
I'm going to make a food section. Who's with me?
You must login or register to view this content.
ive had the bulletproof coffe :wub: it's almost as good as sex :carling:
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