Christmas Elite Giveaway [ENDED]

12-25-2014, 06:51 PM #1

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Giveaway ended! Winners announced on Friday the 2nd 2015. Happy new year all Enzo

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

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12-25-2014, 09:47 PM #11

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What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

12-25-2014, 10:32 PM #12

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12-26-2014, 12:40 AM #13

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Becuz he kno where all the naughty girls at Winky Winky

12-26-2014, 12:49 AM #14

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What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!

12-26-2014, 01:07 AM #15

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A Holly Davidson!

12-26-2014, 12:33 PM #16

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Originally posted by Slinky

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

12-26-2014, 07:46 PM #17

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Originally posted by Slinky

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

Kosmic:What do snowmen like doing on the weekend?
Slinky:What?
Kosmic:Chill Out Dave

Slinky:Fucking Tiny dick troll butt licking asshole.That's why u have tiny as balls and my balls look like Santa's Big Ass Belly :madsal:
Kosmic: Sal

12-26-2014, 07:57 PM #18

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Why doesn't Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

12-27-2014, 01:02 AM #19

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Originally posted by Slinky

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

To what singer does Santa listen to?
...
 To Elf-is Presley.
Get it?
Elf-is
ELF-is
pls im desperate