Christmas Elite Giveaway [ENDED]

12-25-2014, 06:51 PM #1

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Giveaway ended! Winners announced on Friday the 2nd 2015. Happy new year all Enzo

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

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12-27-2014, 10:44 PM #20

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Originally posted by Slinky

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

Question: How do a group of penguins make a decision ?
Answer: Flipper coin.

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12-28-2014, 12:52 AM #21

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Originally posted by Slinky

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas?

Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

12-30-2014, 11:37 PM #22

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12-31-2014, 12:20 AM #23

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Originally posted by MonkeyJunkey11

Whats the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs. Cheesy

OMG, i told that joke in year 3 during the talent show You must login or register to view this content.

12-31-2014, 12:22 AM #24

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Originally posted by Temp.

OMG, i told that joke in year 3 during the talent show You must login or register to view this content.

You was in a talent show!?
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12-31-2014, 12:32 AM #25

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Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the bad girls live.

12-31-2014, 01:31 AM #26

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12-31-2014, 01:55 AM #27

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Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?

Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them.

12-31-2014, 02:01 AM #28

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Ahhh Christmas, when it makes my tree bigger and her stocking wet.

Such good joke.