Christmas Elite Giveaway [ENDED]

12-25-2014, 06:51 PM #1

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Giveaway ended! Winners announced on Friday the 2nd 2015. Happy new year all Enzo

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

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12-25-2014, 07:35 PM #2

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why is santa so jolly? cause he knows where all the naughty girls live!!

12-25-2014, 07:35 PM #3

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

Ho Ho Ho, funny huh ? xD

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12-25-2014, 07:41 PM #4

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Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas?......... because they're always dribbling.

12-25-2014, 07:45 PM #5

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Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?

A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

12-25-2014, 07:52 PM #6

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Originally posted by Slinky

Hey all. Since it's Christmas I feel like doing a elite giveaway. The giveaway will end on New years eve [31/12/2014]
I'm giving away 5 x 1 month elite memberships. :tree:

How to enter

Simple. Tell me a funny Christmas joke and i'll pick the 5 jokes what made me chuckle most. Include a bit of humor but no racism or offensive jokes please! You can't enter more than once. :reindeer:

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE..."

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

12-25-2014, 08:02 PM #7

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What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.

12-25-2014, 08:06 PM #8

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Whats the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

Snowballs. Cheesy

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12-25-2014, 09:17 PM #9

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Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? Cuz he only comes once a year.

=3

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12-25-2014, 09:23 PM #10

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Originally posted by TodayWasgoodDay

Why doesn’t Santa have any kids? Cuz he only comes once a year.

=3

Not that bad xD

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