(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); One day there was a unicorn named Charlie. Charlie was the coolest unicorn around; all the other unicorns wished they had a horn as big as Charlie’s horn. Charlie’s horn was well over 10 inches. The female unicorns enjoyed looking at Charlie’s horn of massive size. One day Charlie found a large tunnel behind a boulder, Charlie followed the tunnel for miles and miles and eventually Charlie saw these creatures he has never seen before, humans. These humans tried chasing Charlie the unicorn down and attacking him but Charlie was too fast. The humans had advanced to using weapons against Charlie. Charlie the unicorn was unstoppable though because the humans would never be able to get him with their weapons. Charlie was so fast that even the best mechanical birds couldn’t keep up with him. He was faster than the speed of light times 10. Charlie was also super strong nothing could hurt him. One day the dirty humans snuck up on Charlie the poor little unicorn and tried capturing him in rope. Charlie woke up and kicked them with his strong back legs and they flew hundreds of yards to their deaths. Charlie wanted to get home to see his unicorn friends, family, and mate. Charlie created a huge plan to steal one of the humans’ jets and fly it through the tunnel to get back to his home. Charlie couldn’t run back through it because it was too steep for him. Charlie found where they kept the fast jets and he waited until the humans were most vulnerable at night. He quietly snuck in the airbase and ran to a jet. Charlie figured out how to open the cockpit after an hour of trying and he jumped into it. He started the jet and realized, he was a fucking unicorn and didn’t know how to fly a plane. The jet was found crashed right at the end of the runway, Charlie never even got off the ground.

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tl;dr

One question, where the fuck do you find these type of posts?

This lmao.

R.I.P. Charlie, you and your colossal horn will be dearly missed

tl;dr m8

was watchin a porn today and there was a guy n a girl fukking and there was some other guy watching them fuk while jacking off

and every now and then it goes to the guy jacking off and focuses on his face for like 10 seconds....

i had to stop jacking off periodically cause he kept popping up


anyway long story short i ended up accidentally cumming to him

no homo srs

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Shit just got real!

I literally can't even right now. I just went white girl.