Post: Post Your Pyromaniac Antics Here!
05-05-2015, 09:40 PM #1
Xc-
Grunt
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This is possibly one of the funniest and most dangerous things ive ever watched unfold before my eyes, basically me and my mate were sittin on the edge of a cliff surrounded by dry hedges and shrubs (this was after like 2 weeks of dryness and no rain), we picked that spot cause it was away from the main trail and was grand spot for smoking a spliff but anyway we were sitting there bored and i leaned forward and my hand got pricked by a little **** of a shrub and i told my friend to burn the thing to the ground and so he did.. then once it was on fire i was satisfied and went to kick it and it idnt go out and so i repeatedly kicked it but still it wouldnt go out so we threw the last of a bottle of Vit-Hit on it which i wasnt happy about cause that shits expensive but the **** still didnt go out so by this time it has spread over to the left and we didnt know what to do so we did what any other rational teenager would do and pissed on it but that didnt work and by the time we had finished it had spread down the face of the cliff so the faith of the hill was in natures hands now and so we thought the best thing to do now was run and so we did, ofcourse to get back to the car we had to run past all the other hikers and foreigners with smoke billowing out from behind us, but luckily it was a distraction whilst we made our great escape, we finally got to the summit(where the car was parked) and we drove off shitting ourselves thinking we were gonna get locked up. 2 or 3 days later we returned to see the aftermath and we didnt realise the extent of the fire until we got there... So heres the aftermath.

TLAwesome faceR?
Basically we burned down the side of a cliff and got away with it.

This is where it all started.


This is most of the damage.


If anyone else has any masterpieces like this please post below Smile
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05-05-2015, 09:42 PM #2
Originally posted by Xc
This is possibly one of the funniest and most dangerous things ive ever watched unfold before my eyes, basically me and my mate were sittin on the edge of a cliff surrounded by dry hedges and shrubs (this was after like 2 weeks of dryness and no rain), we picked that spot cause it was away from the main trail and was grand spot for smoking a spliff but anyway we were sitting there bored and i leaned forward and my hand got pricked by a little **** of a shrub and i told my friend to burn the thing to the ground and so he did.. then once it was on fire i was satisfied and went to kick it and it idnt go out and so i repeatedly kicked it but still it wouldnt go out so we threw the last of a bottle of Vit-Hit on it which i wasnt happy about cause that shits expensive but the **** still didnt go out so by this time it has spread over to the left and we didnt know what to do so we did what any other rational teenager would do and pissed on it but that didnt work and by the time we had finished it had spread down the face of the cliff so the faith of the hill was in natures hands now and so we thought the best thing to do now was run and so we did, ofcourse to get back to the car we had to run past all the other hikers and foreigners with smoke billowing out from behind us, but luckily it was a distraction whilst we made our great escape, we finally got to the summit(where the car was parked) and we drove off shitting ourselves thinking we were gonna get locked up. 2 or 3 days later we returned to see the aftermath and we didnt realise the extent of the fire until we got there... So heres the aftermath.

TLAwesome faceR?
Basically we burned down the side of a cliff and got away with it.

This is where it all started.


This is most of the damage.


If anyone else has any masterpieces like this please post below Smile


Well i personally have not really felt the erge to set fire to something :/....

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Xc-
05-05-2015, 09:45 PM #3
Xc-
Grunt
Originally posted by HooliganMoDz View Post
Well i personally have not really felt the erge to set fire to something :/....


Well thats your problem youre not as fun as me Needa joke..
05-05-2015, 09:47 PM #4
Merkii
Former Staff
Fucking hell, didnt realise you did that much damage...
All those people standing round taking photos and they didnt even know the arson was right beside them.

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Xc-
05-05-2015, 09:48 PM #5
Originally posted by Xc
Well thats your problem youre not as fun as me Needa joke..


Haha lol :p Your not "Sparking" a reaction from me lol :troll: ( i know bad joke)
05-05-2015, 09:50 PM #6
Xc-
Grunt
Originally posted by Merkii View Post
Fucking hell, didnt realise you did that much damage...
All those people standing round taking photos and they didnt even know the arson was right beside them.


Hide in plain sight Dave
05-05-2015, 10:20 PM #7
Ellis
Gym leader
I am ashamed I am "an arsonist".

It was my girlfriends 6th birthday when she found out her best friend; Dumo, died earlier that morning.
A guy (presumably her friends mums ex) poured petrol through the letterbox and set fire to the house.
She was in her bedroom and died of smoke inhalation before the fire got to her.

I only found this out when I walked past the house with her earlier this year, she started crying and I obviously had no idea, and she told me and my heart sank.

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05-05-2015, 10:44 PM #8
ResistTheSun
In Flames Much?
Once lit a candle melted part of a cake.

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05-05-2015, 10:46 PM #9
Merkii
Former Staff
Originally posted by ResistTheSun View Post
Once lit a candle melted part of a cake.


and you aren't on death row how.
05-05-2015, 11:04 PM #10
I set the area behind my shed that was full of dried leaves on fire and melted my rubbish bin.

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