(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This is possibly one of the funniest and most dangerous things ive ever watched unfold before my eyes, basically me and my mate were sittin on the edge of a cliff surrounded by dry hedges and shrubs (this was after like 2 weeks of dryness and no rain), we picked that spot cause it was away from the main trail and was grand spot for smoking a spliff but anyway we were sitting there bored and i leaned forward and my hand got pricked by a little **** of a shrub and i told my friend to burn the thing to the ground and so he did.. then once it was on fire i was satisfied and went to kick it and it idnt go out and so i repeatedly kicked it but still it wouldnt go out so we threw the last of a bottle of Vit-Hit on it which i wasnt happy about cause that shits expensive but the **** still didnt go out so by this time it has spread over to the left and we didnt know what to do so we did what any other rational teenager would do and pissed on it but that didnt work and by the time we had finished it had spread down the face of the cliff so the faith of the hill was in natures hands now and so we thought the best thing to do now was run and so we did, ofcourse to get back to the car we had to run past all the other hikers and foreigners with smoke billowing out from behind us, but luckily it was a distraction whilst we made our great escape, we finally got to the summit(where the car was parked) and we drove off shitting ourselves thinking we were gonna get locked up. 2 or 3 days later we returned to see the aftermath and we didnt realise the extent of the fire until we got there... So heres the aftermath.

TLR?
Basically we burned down the side of a cliff and got away with it.

This is where it all started.


This is most of the damage.


If anyone else has any masterpieces like this please post below

E18, thats a shame and all but i think what everyone wants to know is why youre dating a 6yo

It was her 6 year birthday. She's 17 now. 18 on the 26th October

Someone cage this animal.

yuno use periods??? I about died from lack of oxygen while trying to read that whole passage in one breath!

My neighbors house lit on fire and they moved away about 1 month prior to this story. My other neighbor had some job that had to do with demolition and he gave me dynamite pretty much anytime I wanted it. I never had the opportunity to use it and I decided why not put a stick of dynamite in the neighbors shed who've moved away. I totally underestimated the power of dynamite. I lit it and ran for my life, knowing there would be some type of explosion but when it blew up, IT BLEW UP. The shed was blown to shit, I was hit and cut with so much debris, and the cops were called on me. Wasn't a good time.

that sounds fucking hilarious and something i would love to do

Girlfriends 6th Birthday? And damn i remember reading about that... My thoughts are with Dumo and his family.

Yeah, she was telling me it happened on the early morning of her 6th birthday.
I didn't meet my girlfriend until like 3 years back, when she was 15 :p

But yeah, I felt awful when she told me. I couldn't imagine loosing a friend, especially at that age and on my birthday.

wow top level beta phaggotry just go join a fire department with the rest of the retarded pyros