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To enter, simply drop a comment with a joke. Best joke gets the cash
Anyone can enter (Except Toke).
Choosing the winner sometime next week!


Goodluck! :yes:

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Racist joke not aloud ( rightly so though :lol: )

Instead ; Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s-ed test as she’d hoped. 
It might have had something to 
do with how she completed this 
sentence: “When the ______ is dead, the car won’t start.”

She wrote: “river.”

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion.
God said, "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and she will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and she will freely give love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"

if you were anymore inbred you would be in a sandwich

Since I have no idea and The only joke I could think of is a pick-up joke..
1)
Guy- "I know all 20 letters in the alphabet!"
Girl-"Isn't there 26??"
Guy- " Oh,I forgot (U,R,A,Q,T)
Girl-Ah,That's sweet...But you're forgot one more..."
Guy- "You'll get the D later"
2)
"I heard Tip is bad at you.."
"Tip who???"
"Tip of this dick!!!"

So, did Bruce Jenner celebrate Mother's Day or...?

First one was gold, but second one sucked. :/