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Goodluck! :yes:

Why do people say grow some balls? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.



also thought i'd throw this in for shits and giggles

One day, two men were driving in a car on the highway. The driver is deaf and the passenger is hearing. The hearing passenger was sleeping. Hours passed as they kept driving on the highway, the police car behind suddenly turned on the siren.
Deaf guy sees the siren in the rear view mirror and pulled over. Policemen pulled over and talked to the deaf guy. Deaf guy tried to sign giving the policemen an impression that the driver is deaf. Policemen apologized and wrote a note saying the policemen won't give the men ticket and let go with a warning. Deaf driver got tired and switched with the hearing passenger. Hearing passenger drove for an hour before the police pulled them over. Hearing passenger thought he'd try pretend to be deaf to avoid the ticket so he signed a little. The policemen said, "Oh I know the sign language too!" Hearing guy said, "Fuck."

Tustin's modding skills.

I'm not rascist because rascism is a crime, and crime is for black people

Nice spelling. :/

Pussy?
I don't get it

A black kid came home from school and said to his mom "everyone at school does math faster than me" she replies with "thats because they are white and you are black"
He goes to school and then come back home and says "everyone colors better than me" and again she replied with "thats because they are white and you are black"
3rd day he comes home from school excited and says "Mom, I finally beat the white kids in something, we compared penis sizes in the bathroom. Is that because they are white and I am black?" she replied with "no son, thats because you are 17 and still in the first grade."


I am not racist, just a joke I found funny. If this offends anyone, please pm or email me [email][email protected][/email].

Nice hope I win haha

MLG is an actual sport