Another fight of mine happened long before I ever lived on my own. This is a fight between me and my sister. See, I grew up in a house that only had two bedrooms - one belonged to my parents, the other had to be shared by me and my sister.
Now my sister, she had a cat. You might think: Well that's not so bad. Well, you're wrong - it was awful. Her cat was hell on wheels. It made noise when it was awake, it made different noises when it was asleep and it sounded like two ambulances chasing a cougar on a bunch of squeaky toys. So at a certain point with this cat, I would begin to place him outside. My sister absolutely despised me for this, saying that the cat was alone and scared outdoors all by himself (he wasn't), so she'd let the cat in, saying: "YOU CAN'T JUST PUT A LIVING CREATURE OUT ON ITS OWN LIKE THAT!"
And I would reply: "Well guess what? When mom brought you home I would put you outside. And you were too stupid to get back inside because you were a baby."
So the cat would come inside. I would then remove the cat from our room and put him in the hall. I thought this was a fair compromise. It wasn't. My sister would yell at me about how he's all alone and scared out in the dark. In essence, I was forced to choose between a noisy cat or an annoying little sister who was being manipulated by a cat who was nocturnal and not at all afraid of the dark.
I chose a tent.
After a while of this back and forth, I finally told her that either the cat was going to live outside or I would and, not wanting to lose this argument, I knew there was only one thing to do. I got my parents' tent and started to live outside. I made sure to place the tent close enough to be visible to those who may want to pity me, but far enough away to give the illusion of danger and therefore worthy of their pity.
It was cool for a while, but as the temperature began to drop my mom demanded that I come back inside. So, I did, and I had to put up with the cat until my parents got a new home which had my very own room.