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So you want to set up a company with no money, no ideas and no plan..


Great, where do I sign?

Hell yeah!

Well, I have a business plan and product in my head. But it's really in the beta stage.

Name of company: Candle Shitz
Description: Ordinary fancy candle that resembles a Yankee Candle.
What makes us different? Candle Shitz start out smelling wonderful, with popular scents like apple pie and freshly cleaned laundry, but after a short while, things go south. The sweet-smelling aroma of fresh forest pine, for example, eventually gives way to the awful smell of dog poo. And the person being pranked won't know it until it's too late.

I really feel there is a niche in this market and I think it is vital to exploit this. They will retail at $49.95 per candle.


You in Alt?

I need more figures in order to invest in your preposed business proposition.

Glad you asked!

Another forum member that goes by the name of "Toke" has agreed to manufacture these candles for $3 per candle. That's $46.95 for us. Obviously shipping, insurance & tax needs to be deducted so we'll say -$6. That leaves us with a gross profit of $40.95.

Projected Sales
I expect Candle Shitz to have a turnover of $653,503 for the year of 2016 and I can see its potential to double sales in 2017. Meaning a gross income of $552,201 for the year of 2016.


I want a $80,000 investment from you Alt, in exchange for a 4% stake in the company.

You'd be silly to turn me down on this once in a life time offer.

Hi,

I have looked over your figures and they look promising.

I believe in the run up to Christmas each year, the company could make a real push to get Candle Shitz sold over the holiday season. We would need more low paid workers to do this.
Where would you get these kind of workers from?

After speaking with my bank, they have advised me to ask for a higher percentage of Candle Shitz. Can you give me a better offer? I am willing to invest more money into the company if the sales figures are accurate.


Regards,


Alt

I can be the company's designer.

we can start a import company and import shitty $1000 ae86s and sell em to retards for 15k

Hey!! Im from spain!! We can sell this shit here , people are dumb here, fuck yeah we can earn loads of moneys

I'm from America. People buy stuff here too .