we can start a import company and import shitty $1000 ae86s and sell em to retards for 15k

Hi,

I have looked over your figures and they look promising.

I believe in the run up to Christmas each year, the company could make a real push to get Candle Shitz sold over the holiday season. We would need more low paid workers to do this.
Where would you get these kind of workers from?

After speaking with my bank, they have advised me to ask for a higher percentage of Candle Shitz. Can you give me a better offer? I am willing to invest more money into the company if the sales figures are accurate.


Regards,


Alt

Dear Alt,

Thanks for your quick response. We plan to have a "Christmas" limited edition stock with different scents and pictures on the product. We feel this should have a significant boost in sales over the month of December. With that in mind, knowing this is a "novelty prank product", we could expect to see a massive spike in sales around the month of April for "April Fools".

Find attached below, our potential sales for the year & the potential growth in the months outlined above. Please note, these are professional statistics and should be 100% accurate.

2016 Sales

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As you can see, these projections will make us multi-millionaires in a matter of 3 short years. Our target audience would be the following areas; USA, Canada, England, Scotland, Wales, Spain, Italy, Germany and France. If we really get our market research spot on we may have the potential to dip into other regions such as Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Denmark, Jamaica, Kazakhstan and possibly, if we're really bold, North Korea.
This product would not sell in Ireland because we're too smart of a nation.

As for your request on a higher stake in the company, we're willing to offer you an 8% stake in the company for $160,000. We have many other investors interested Alt, as you can clearly see yourself. I feel that it is in your best interest to invest in our venture.

I'll be looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours Sincerely,
JokerRey
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Dear JokerRey,

I have read your message and have looked over your potential sales for the year & the potential growth figures and I'm quite happy about those.

3 years to make us multi millionaires is a very good investment in my eyes. So I would happily like to accept your offer of 8% for $160,000. I would happily invest more money if needed to get things started ASAP.

George Agdgdgwngo (my bank manager) has wire transferred you the money totalling $160,000 to your account. You should see this figure in your account within an hour.

Yours Sincerely,
Alt
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