Post: Santa Claus - Real Vs. Imaginary?
12-24-2009, 07:24 PM #1
Shepleklet
u mad cuz ur ***git
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Since the debate forum, though alive and interesting, is not in the festive spirit, I have decided to Christmas-ize (If that is a word) it up.

Do you believe that Santa will really climb down your chimney tonight and eat your mince pies or do you think it's going to just be the local homeless guy being paid by your parents to clamber into your room at the dead of night and fiddle around with your sack?

Discuss!

---------- Post added at 07:24 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:14 PM ----------

I voted for "Real!" even though for him to complete his job of delivering presents to all the houses, he would have to visit one every 0.0005 seconds. Statistically impossible? Maybe, but he's not your average man, you see!
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12-24-2009, 07:34 PM #2
Fionn
Banned
When you believed in him when you were a child ,
You got a lot more presents ,
Now i know he's not real , You don't get half the stuff
12-24-2009, 10:07 PM #3
Ronye West
Anti-HSx9
He's real ive seen him!
12-25-2009, 03:51 AM #4
Alec-Syn_A7x
Little One
Originally posted by xl2onald
He's real ive seen him!


yeah sucking face with your mom Eek

lol jk

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H₂O, THE_WALL_
12-25-2009, 05:43 AM #5
H₂O
Samurai Poster
Of course I believe Santa comes down my chimney and flies around on a sleigh with flying reindeer...


Originally posted by A7x View Post
yeah sucking face with your mom Eek

lol jk


LOL

Santa Claus is a direct parallel to religion.

My parents told me Santa was real and I believed them. I cant believe I was so gullible.

My pastor told me god was real I and I believed him. I cant believe I was so gullible.

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Glitch3r
12-25-2009, 06:28 AM #6
pandabutt
Do a barrel roll!
Man, if you look back on when you were little and you actually believe in that kind of stuff, it really makes you feel stupid. If parents can deceived their children like that so can religions right? "God(s) is real, believe, or you're going to Hell!"

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H₂O
12-26-2009, 12:11 AM #7
Mark360
Super OG
Lol
Obvious not real, but when I sure didn't get as many presents when I stopped believing.
12-29-2009, 04:56 AM #8
No, but I recently found out hes really from Finland around the Arctic Circle, not the north pole.
12-29-2009, 05:01 AM #9
We all know he doesn't exist, but I do believe he did at one time and the 'story' of Santa has just sort of developed through time in people's imaginations.
12-29-2009, 05:05 AM #10
Dewzy916
i am broski916
He's real, you know how I know? Because coltz is santa!

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