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Wash my hair first.
Then get the soap and scrub my face
Scrub my neck
Scrub my body
Scrub my legs / feet
Get the shower sponge, and scrub my balls and butt.

pee
poop
jack off

Wash my Johnson head to make sure there's no dick cheese and no left over semen.
Scrub my balls and coochie
Scrub my body from neck, to arms, to armpits, to chest, to whatever I can reach on my back, my ass, my legs, and then feet.
Wet my hair even more than it is
Massage my head with shampoo
Rinse my head squeaky clean
Rinse my whole body nice as squeaky clean.
Grab the towel
Dry my balls and coochie
Dry my armpits
Dry my head and face
Dry my whole body from there
Wrap it around my waist
Hop out the shower and proceed to grooming or shaving etc lol

i would hate to be the one cleaning ur shower plug hole

1. Scrub my face
2. wash from the top down
3. scrub my balls n shit
4. wash my hair
5. dry the fuck off

I just let the water ran down me for about 30 minutes. Then I rush some soap on me for the past 5 minutes.

have the water up piping hot
wash my upper body etc
bend over to wash legs etc
forget the water is fucking hot and scold my crack
wash my face and hair
rinse off
turn off water
shiver for a bout a minute
get out of shower and dry off
put clothes on