Wash my hair first.
Then get the soap and scrub my face
Scrub my neck
Scrub my body
Scrub my legs / feet
Get the shower sponge, and scrub my balls and butt.
have the water up piping hot
wash my upper body etc
bend over to wash legs etc
forget the water is fucking hot and scold my crack
wash my face and hair
rinse off
turn off water
shiver for a bout a minute
get out of shower and dry off
put clothes on
you should start from top to bottom as if u do any other way like hair last all the nasty stuff there is being dropped onto your body lol
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You gotta get in there and put your hair up so you can wash your body fully, then wash your body of course. Then you wash your face while your hair is still up so it doesn't get in the way. Then you shampoo and condition, but sometimes you have to deep condition and thats a pain