Post: NGU, help a Canadian out?
12-20-2016, 04:24 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright, so..

This was awhile ago but I just got a little early Christmas present in the mail from the police.
So, I received a nice 190$ ticket from the police this morning and I'm planning on brining the pigs to court.

This was awhile ago but here's the story :
I was chilling in the subway/ metro with people and was waiting for Thomas the train to pull up..
Two police officers and two subway police ***goats were already in the station with their flashlights out searching under the train between the train cars.
(I'm still not sure why they'd check there.. Was someone reported hanging out there? I dunno. )
When Thomas the Train showed up, it was full.
So, I decide to wait with the people I was with until the Thomas the train v2 was going to show up...
So, me being me.. I had bought a knife online awhile back and have been carrying it with me basically every day.
And I barely do this but what I had done was put the clip of the knife on the opening of my pants pocket.
So, after that the 2 police fuqs and 2 subway police fuqs (once Thomas the train left) were all together talking and one of them noticed the clip sticking out..
So, him being the little fuqer that he is.. Quickly walked towards me and moved one of my friends out of the way to get to me..
He shoved his hand all up in my right pocket not knowing if like I had a needle full of maple syrup ready to stab his hand and drug him up or whatever and he just grabbed my knife and pulled it right out.. And then no one was really talking at that point.. But the cop that raped my pocket looked up to my face and I just gave him a "what the actual fuck?" look.. And he gave me an odd smile before telling me to follow him and at that point I was escorted away from the rest of the crowd waiting for Thomas the train v2 and they blocked the way.. He asked me for my ID which he got and seen that I was 17 years old on my medical card and was like "Oh, so you're 17 huh?" And then he started searching me telling me to always look the opposite way that he was searching and at this point I was just being touched and searched.. He checked in my hat, my belt area, my shoes, my jacket, my hoodie, patted me down.. etc. And obviously he found nothing because I didn't have anything to hide.. (But for the moose and the maple syrup that was hidden in my short hair) and then he moved on to checking my roots bag after having me sit on the ground against the wall for him.. (Found nothing other than stuff that were purchased at stores I went to with the people) He got my mom's phone number and everything.. While the other cop called it in to run my name and then they confirmed together that I had given the cop that searched me the right information. Afterwards, they let me go and I just headed home. The cop ended up calling my mom's phone number as I was helping her out in the kitchen and she was telling him that she was going to bring his ass to court for going up in my pocket like that and searching me..
Me being the dumb ass that I am.. Was thinking that it would all be cool now because my badass mother was telling him this and that over the phone.. And usually I would've gotten the ticket within two weeks if anything but I was assuming that he wasn't going to send anything anymore because first off.. When my mom asked for his name and all that, he wouldn't give it to her saying "it will all be together with the ticket" (I can't confirm that yet because my mom didn't let me have a good look at the ticket yet).. And yea.. I got a 190$ ticket from the police for having carrying a knife that I had on me for protection because it's not always safe and I usually travel alone and mostly at night time either to just go for a lonely quiet walk or to go somewhere.. (Tbh I thought that I was kinda cool with the knife, all gold colored and whatnot 8-) but I wasn't just pulling it out in public places or anything)

So, with you having read that.. That is if you even read it all..
Can any of you direct message me tips or whatever for when I bring the pigs to court?
Thank you. Smile

~CanadianOnCFW Sal


Edit : I get that like it was for safety precautions or whatever but it's not like everyone has 190$ fkn dollars to just give like that over having a knife for protection.. Which is why I'm bringing it to court or whatever.
The cop should've just stuck with taking the knife away and I would've been cool with just that.. Even though it cost me a bit and I got it off of Amazon or eBay.
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12-21-2016, 09:20 PM #11
Toke
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Originally posted by CanadianOnCFW View Post
Alright, so..

This was awhile ago but I just got a little early Christmas present in the mail from the police.
So, I received a nice 190$ ticket from the police this morning and I'm planning on brining the pigs to court.

This was awhile ago but here's the story :
I was chilling in the subway/ metro with people and was waiting for Thomas the train to pull up..
Two police officers and two subway police ***goats were already in the station with their flashlights out searching under the train between the train cars.
(I'm still not sure why they'd check there.. Was someone reported hanging out there? I dunno. )
When Thomas the Train showed up, it was full.
So, I decide to wait with the people I was with until the Thomas the train v2 was going to show up...
So, me being me.. I had bought a knife online awhile back and have been carrying it with me basically every day.
And I barely do this but what I had done was put the clip of the knife on the opening of my pants pocket.
So, after that the 2 police fuqs and 2 subway police fuqs (once Thomas the train left) were all together talking and one of them noticed the clip sticking out..
So, him being the little fuqer that he is.. Quickly walked towards me and moved one of my friends out of the way to get to me..
He shoved his hand all up in my right pocket not knowing if like I had a needle full of maple syrup ready to stab his hand and drug him up or whatever and he just grabbed my knife and pulled it right out.. And then no one was really talking at that point.. But the cop that raped my pocket looked up to my face and I just gave him a "what the actual fuck?" look.. And he gave me an odd smile before telling me to follow him and at that point I was escorted away from the rest of the crowd waiting for Thomas the train v2 and they blocked the way.. He asked me for my ID which he got and seen that I was 17 years old on my medical card and was like "Oh, so you're 17 huh?" And then he started searching me telling me to always look the opposite way that he was searching and at this point I was just being touched and searched.. He checked in my hat, my belt area, my shoes, my jacket, my hoodie, patted me down.. etc. And obviously he found nothing because I didn't have anything to hide.. (But for the moose and the maple syrup that was hidden in my short hair) and then he moved on to checking my roots bag after having me sit on the ground against the wall for him.. (Found nothing other than stuff that were purchased at stores I went to with the people) He got my mom's phone number and everything.. While the other cop called it in to run my name and then they confirmed together that I had given the cop that searched me the right information. Afterwards, they let me go and I just headed home. The cop ended up calling my mom's phone number as I was helping her out in the kitchen and she was telling him that she was going to bring his ass to court for going up in my pocket like that and searching me..
Me being the dumb ass that I am.. Was thinking that it would all be cool now because my badass mother was telling him this and that over the phone.. And usually I would've gotten the ticket within two weeks if anything but I was assuming that he wasn't going to send anything anymore because first off.. When my mom asked for his name and all that, he wouldn't give it to her saying "it will all be together with the ticket" (I can't confirm that yet because my mom didn't let me have a good look at the ticket yet).. And yea.. I got a 190$ ticket from the police for having carrying a knife that I had on me for protection because it's not always safe and I usually travel alone and mostly at night time either to just go for a lonely quiet walk or to go somewhere.. (Tbh I thought that I was kinda cool with the knife, all gold colored and whatnot 8-) but I wasn't just pulling it out in public places or anything)

So, with you having read that.. That is if you even read it all..
Can any of you direct message me tips or whatever for when I bring the pigs to court?
Thank you. Smile

~CanadianOnCFW Sal


Edit : I get that like it was for safety precautions or whatever but it's not like everyone has 190$ fkn dollars to just give like that over having a knife for protection.. Which is why I'm bringing it to court or whatever.
The cop should've just stuck with taking the knife away and I would've been cool with just that.. Even though it cost me a bit and I got it off of Amazon or eBay.


why do you need a knife?

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12-22-2016, 12:49 AM #12
Meow
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shoutout the 514

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12-23-2016, 02:59 AM #13
Originally posted by Toke View Post
why do you need a knife?


Just in case, you know?

I'm usually out at night for whatever as I'm kinda anti-social and there are crazy people out here. Sal
12-23-2016, 03:05 AM #14
Originally posted by phoon View Post
lol Canada is nothing compared to South/North London Winky Winky


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12-24-2016, 01:28 AM #15
Elleusive
I’m too L33T
Originally posted by CanadianOnCFW View Post
Just in case, you know?


I carry a small knife with me when I go jogging because I refuse to be concerned about the law when my life is in danger. I have children to make it home to and I'll be damned if some crazy asshole has different ideas. If you were where I am, you would have been fined a lot more. The maximum penalty is $4,000. I think you got off pretty lightly.

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