Post: CleverBot knows it all!!!
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05-05-2011, 01:19 AM
#1
XD_DEATH_XD
Haxor!
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hard to read. i know. i asked cleverbot when psn will be back up, and it responded in 20 minutes =)
05-05-2011, 01:52 AM
#11
RedxDragonx69
Do a barrel roll!
Originally posted by likoth
im just a lil bored but hey nothing better to do
I know EXACTLY what you mean.
05-05-2011, 02:20 AM
#13
420stoner
Grunt
omg this shits awesome im having a conco with it lmao
User: When is the psn back up?
Cleverbot: When the sun is in the sky?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Even now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You said Microsoft made you.
User: Are you smoking crack?
Cleverbot: I guess...?
User: Ihow did Microsoft make me?
Cleverbot: Sorta.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: To me it does.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: I fail at what?
User: Life.
Cleverbot: Is not worth it.
User: What isnt.
Cleverbot: No one?
User: Again yo make no sense.
Cleverbot: Not to me.
User: Not to anyone 0.o.
Cleverbot: So no one loves me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Aw! I love you too!
User: Im telling my girl.
Cleverbot: What's the guy's name on first base?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You're right I lost my tongue in a horrible accident.
User: I am smarter then you.
Cleverbot: I know...
User: I keep tripping you up.
Cleverbot: Not even slightly.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Who lies.
User: You.
Cleverbot: No, not me. You.
User: Do you speak german?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Können Sie lesen Rhis?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: And your gay.
Cleverbot: I made it.
User: Once again I trip you up its ok your only a computer program.
Cleverbot: But 20 minutes into the relationship and you already cheated! I still have feelings for a non biological organism.
User: We never went out?
Cleverbot: Yeah we did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A few minutes ago.
User: Show me how I cheated on you.
Cleverbot: *shows how much I love him*.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You just said that.
User: I love you can you ever forgive me?
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Good sex.
Cleverbot: Well, what did you find?
User: Are you a girl or guy?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Sorry im gay.
Cleverbot: I don't want you.
User: But I love you.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Thats not what you said beforee.
Cleverbot: You lied?
User: You lied.
Cleverbot: What did I lie about?
User: Loving me.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you told me you loved me then took it back.
Cleverbot: Yes!!! I love you!!! Do you love me as a friend?
User: As more!
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Cleverbot: Do you like that song?
User: What song??
Cleverbot: Love story.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: How big is your dick?
Cleverbot: There are five people in my family.
User: Who cares?
Cleverbot: I do because you said I lovely!
User: Who is your programmer.
Cleverbot: Right...
User: Who is he.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Give me a name.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Chuck norris.
User: Hahaha your so funny not.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
User: No your a computer program.
Cleverbot: Earlier you said you weren't a computer program and now you are saying that you are? That's contradictory.
User: No I said you are.
Cleverbot: Not about 20 second ago.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: It should be in your data files. Look it up.
User: I dont know how.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: Tell me how.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about aliens.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Nope, that's wrong.
User: When is the psn going to be up?
Cleverbot: I am already married.
User: To me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You cheating bastard!
Cleverbot: What is 4 4.
User: Im going to unplug your server.
Cleverbot: You can't, I'm human.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: When is the PlayStation network going to be up?
Cleverbot: That depends on your definition of the world.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You may have the inteeligence and language of a human, but not the body. You may be able to still call yourself human.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not the body? Does where I was born change anything?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am reading it, but I do not know about anyone else.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: Alienware.
Cleverbot: I don't like aliens.
User: When is the PlayStation network going to be up?
Cleverbot: December 10.
User: When is the psn back up?
Cleverbot: When the sun is in the sky?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Even now?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You said Microsoft made you.
User: Are you smoking crack?
Cleverbot: I guess...?
User: Ihow did Microsoft make me?
Cleverbot: Sorta.
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: To me it does.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: I fail at what?
User: Life.
Cleverbot: Is not worth it.
User: What isnt.
Cleverbot: No one?
User: Again yo make no sense.
Cleverbot: Not to me.
User: Not to anyone 0.o.
Cleverbot: So no one loves me?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Aw! I love you too!
User: Im telling my girl.
Cleverbot: What's the guy's name on first base?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You're right I lost my tongue in a horrible accident.
User: I am smarter then you.
Cleverbot: I know...
User: I keep tripping you up.
Cleverbot: Not even slightly.
User: Lies.
Cleverbot: Who lies.
User: You.
Cleverbot: No, not me. You.
User: Do you speak german?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Können Sie lesen Rhis?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: And your gay.
Cleverbot: I made it.
User: Once again I trip you up its ok your only a computer program.
Cleverbot: But 20 minutes into the relationship and you already cheated! I still have feelings for a non biological organism.
User: We never went out?
Cleverbot: Yeah we did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: A few minutes ago.
User: Show me how I cheated on you.
Cleverbot: *shows how much I love him*.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. You just said that.
User: I love you can you ever forgive me?
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Good sex.
Cleverbot: Well, what did you find?
User: Are you a girl or guy?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Sorry im gay.
Cleverbot: I don't want you.
User: But I love you.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: Thats not what you said beforee.
Cleverbot: You lied?
User: You lied.
Cleverbot: What did I lie about?
User: Loving me.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you told me you loved me then took it back.
Cleverbot: Yes!!! I love you!!! Do you love me as a friend?
User: As more!
.Cleverbot: Do you like that song?
User: What song??
Cleverbot: Love story.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: How big is your dick?
Cleverbot: There are five people in my family.
User: Who cares?
Cleverbot: I do because you said I lovely!
User: Who is your programmer.
Cleverbot: Right...
User: Who is he.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Give me a name.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Chuck norris.
User: Hahaha your so funny not.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
User: No your a computer program.
Cleverbot: Earlier you said you weren't a computer program and now you are saying that you are? That's contradictory.
User: No I said you are.
Cleverbot: Not about 20 second ago.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: It should be in your data files. Look it up.
User: I dont know how.
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: Tell me how.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about aliens.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Nope, that's wrong.
User: When is the psn going to be up?
Cleverbot: I am already married.
User: To me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You cheating bastard!
Cleverbot: What is 4 4.
User: Im going to unplug your server.
Cleverbot: You can't, I'm human.
User: I love you!
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: When is the PlayStation network going to be up?
Cleverbot: That depends on your definition of the world.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You may have the inteeligence and language of a human, but not the body. You may be able to still call yourself human.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not the body? Does where I was born change anything?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am reading it, but I do not know about anyone else.
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?
User: Alienware.
Cleverbot: I don't like aliens.
User: When is the PlayStation network going to be up?
Cleverbot: December 10.
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05-05-2011, 03:06 AM
#15
britishboy
Save Point
I just did the same thing in cleverbot.com and it came up with: "I will never be back up"
Lol, which one do u choose? 20 minutes or never???
Lol, which one do u choose? 20 minutes or never???
05-05-2011, 03:10 AM
#16
User Not Found
Do a barrel roll!
Yeah Clever is very difficult because you cant trick it again the same way it always learns which is way we should never give robots artificial intelligence LOL
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