Post: What to do when your dog pisses on your ps3
07-19-2011, 05:25 AM #1
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My dog pissed on my ps3 about 10 times and it still works, I had my ps3 for almost 3 years and everthing is working fine. Before you guys say "Why do you put it on the floor then?" Trust me, if I had to option to keep it elevated then, I would.

In this tutorial I will show you what to do when your dog pisses on your ps3

1. Most important rule if you see your dog piss on your ps3 then stop him of course. Chances are he only pissed on it for a few seconds to mark his territory. Take out the disc and clean it off with a soft cloth.
SHUT OFF YOUR PS3 right away.

2. If your dog pissed on your ps3 then clean it off right away. If you leave it there for a long time then your ps3 gets really stinky and greasy. Piss is corrosive so clean it off well with a wet rag.

3. If your dog pissed on the opening where your disc goes in then, you can get a couple of Q-Tips and gently wipe the black material that is in the disc opening. If you don't have Q-Tips you can get a butterknife and wrap a paper towel on it and stick it in there nice and slow Awesome face

4. Don't turn on your ps3 for about 1 day at least

Tips:

If your dog is female, then you don't have to worry about her pissing on your ps3 because it's a VERY rare chance she can physically do so.

If your male dog is potty trained very well then, you don't have to worry as much. He can still piss on your ps3 BUT if he is trained VERY STRICTLY you don't have to worry at all.

Somehow the piss can turn on your ps3 if it's fat version if the piss touches the eject or power button.

If your ps3 still works then CONGRATULATIONS!

Your ps3 may act really wierd for a little while but don't worry, it will most likely go back to normal

Everytime you eject a disc there will be piss streaks on it for a couple of months if they pissed on the opening. The more you clean off the piss from the black material the less streaks there will be. Don't worry, the streaks won't mess up the disc.


Hope this works for all of you if your dog ever pisses on your ps3 =D
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1337JESUS, aBoss, Awayze, Brentdevent, DaveedDB, IRAQ, j3w15h_n4z1, Mr__Shalemari, redraiderark, ryantehninja, skitterz, xRafiq-

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CodingNation
07-22-2011, 04:32 PM #38
xRafiq-
Pedobear
HaHa! this is a very funny thread. good tut did it take long lol?
07-22-2011, 04:49 PM #39
dvldog1974
Bounty hunter
Would donate him a glock
07-22-2011, 07:55 PM #40
Neymar
I dunno what to say anymore?
Originally posted by PleaseBuyMyCat View Post
My dog pissed on my ps3 about 10 times and it still works, I had my ps3 for almost 3 years and everthing is working fine. Before you guys say "Why do you put it on the floor then?" Trust me, if I had to option to keep it elevated then, I would.

In this tutorial I will show you what to do when your dog pisses on your ps3

1. Most important rule if you see your dog piss on your ps3 then stop him of course. Chances are he only pissed on it for a few seconds to mark his territory. Take out the disc and clean it off with a soft cloth.
SHUT OFF YOUR PS3 right away.

2. If your dog pissed on your ps3 then clean it off right away. If you leave it there for a long time then your ps3 gets really stinky and greasy. Piss is corrosive so clean it off well with a wet rag.

3. If your dog pissed on the opening where your disc goes in then, you can get a couple of Q-Tips and gently wipe the black material that is in the disc opening. If you don't have Q-Tips you can get a butterknife and wrap a paper towel on it and stick it in there nice and slow Awesome face

4. Don't turn on your ps3 for about 1 day at least

Tips:

If your dog is female, then you don't have to worry about her pissing on your ps3 because it's a VERY rare chance she can physically do so.

If your male dog is potty trained very well then, you don't have to worry as much. He can still piss on your ps3 BUT if he is trained VERY STRICTLY you don't have to worry at all.

Somehow the piss can turn on your ps3 if it's fat version if the piss touches the eject or power button.

If your ps3 still works then CONGRATULATIONS!

Your ps3 may act really wierd for a little while but don't worry, it will most likely go back to normal

Everytime you eject a disc there will be piss streaks on it for a couple of months if they pissed on the opening. The more you clean off the piss from the black material the less streaks there will be. Don't worry, the streaks won't mess up the disc.


Hope this works for all of you if your dog ever pisses on your ps3 =D


Unfortunately I found this tutorial too late. My PS3 and my dog went up in smoke before I could react.
07-22-2011, 08:56 PM #41
Ive never known of a dog pissing on a PS3 so... I guess this is useful for some people though.
07-22-2011, 11:11 PM #42
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
Originally posted by xRafiq
HaHa! this is a very funny thread. good tut did it take long lol?


No it only took like 5 minutes because this happened to me like 10 times ahahaha

---------- Post added at 04:11 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:10 PM ----------

Originally posted by Neymar View Post
Unfortunately I found this tutorial too late. My PS3 and my dog went up in smoke before I could react.


So your ps3 was smoking when they pissed on it?
07-22-2011, 11:29 PM #43
Greeves
Little One
Your dog may be an Xbox fan boy. Buy 1 and see what happens :y:

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2RAW4THESTREET
07-23-2011, 03:44 AM #44
2RAW4THESTREET
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Originally posted by PleaseBuyMyCat View Post
...wrap a paper towel on it and stick it in there nice and slow Awesome face


That quote made my day. Lulz
07-23-2011, 04:02 AM #45
w84it
Banned
lol this is a funny thread
07-23-2011, 04:15 AM #46
put ur ps3 at higher elevation :P

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