Post: What to do when your dog pisses on your ps3
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07-19-2011, 05:25 AM
#1
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
In this tutorial I will show you what to do when your dog pisses on your ps3
1. Most important rule if you see your dog piss on your ps3 then stop him of course. Chances are he only pissed on it for a few seconds to mark his territory. Take out the disc and clean it off with a soft cloth.
SHUT OFF YOUR PS3 right away.
2. If your dog pissed on your ps3 then clean it off right away. If you leave it there for a long time then your ps3 gets really stinky and greasy. Piss is corrosive so clean it off well with a wet rag.
3. If your dog pissed on the opening where your disc goes in then, you can get a couple of Q-Tips and gently wipe the black material that is in the disc opening. If you don't have Q-Tips you can get a butterknife and wrap a paper towel on it and stick it in there nice and slow
4. Don't turn on your ps3 for about 1 day at least
Tips:
If your dog is female, then you don't have to worry about her pissing on your ps3 because it's a VERY rare chance she can physically do so.
If your male dog is potty trained very well then, you don't have to worry as much. He can still piss on your ps3 BUT if he is trained VERY STRICTLY you don't have to worry at all.
Somehow the piss can turn on your ps3 if it's fat version if the piss touches the eject or power button.
If your ps3 still works then CONGRATULATIONS!
Your ps3 may act really wierd for a little while but don't worry, it will most likely go back to normal
Everytime you eject a disc there will be piss streaks on it for a couple of months if they pissed on the opening. The more you clean off the piss from the black material the less streaks there will be. Don't worry, the streaks won't mess up the disc.
Hope this works for all of you if your dog ever pisses on your ps3 =D
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07-23-2011, 07:50 AM
#47
TheGoodman15
Haxor!
What if i piss on it ? it will be more than the dog because I need to be sure I can properly mark my territory. Could make a thread about people pissing on there PS3's too. Thanks, it will clear much confusion.
07-23-2011, 10:45 AM
#51
Greeves
Little One
Originally posted by konvict23
put ur ps3 at higher elevation 
Read the first few lines of this thread.
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07-23-2011, 05:50 PM
#53
Anthony
$10 for this? Im poor now
Originally posted by PleaseBuyMyCat
My dog pissed on my ps3 about 10 times and it still works, I had my ps3 for almost 3 years and everthing is working fine. Before you guys say "Why do you put it on the floor then?" Trust me, if I had to option to keep it elevated then, I would.
In this tutorial I will show you what to do when your dog pisses on your ps3
1. Most important rule if you see your dog piss on your ps3 then stop him of course. Chances are he only pissed on it for a few seconds to mark his territory. Take out the disc and clean it off with a soft cloth.
SHUT OFF YOUR PS3 right away.
2. If your dog pissed on your ps3 then clean it off right away. If you leave it there for a long time then your ps3 gets really stinky and greasy. Piss is corrosive so clean it off well with a wet rag.
3. If your dog pissed on the opening where your disc goes in then, you can get a couple of Q-Tips and gently wipe the black material that is in the disc opening. If you don't have Q-Tips you can get a butterknife and wrap a paper towel on it and stick it in there nice and slow
4. Don't turn on your ps3 for about 1 day at least
Tips:
If your dog is female, then you don't have to worry about her pissing on your ps3 because it's a VERY rare chance she can physically do so.
If your male dog is potty trained very well then, you don't have to worry as much. He can still piss on your ps3 BUT if he is trained VERY STRICTLY you don't have to worry at all.
Somehow the piss can turn on your ps3 if it's fat version if the piss touches the eject or power button.
If your ps3 still works then CONGRATULATIONS!
Your ps3 may act really wierd for a little while but don't worry, it will most likely go back to normal
Everytime you eject a disc there will be piss streaks on it for a couple of months if they pissed on the opening. The more you clean off the piss from the black material the less streaks there will be. Don't worry, the streaks won't mess up the disc.
Hope this works for all of you if your dog ever pisses on your ps3 =D
In this tutorial I will show you what to do when your dog pisses on your ps3
1. Most important rule if you see your dog piss on your ps3 then stop him of course. Chances are he only pissed on it for a few seconds to mark his territory. Take out the disc and clean it off with a soft cloth.
SHUT OFF YOUR PS3 right away.
2. If your dog pissed on your ps3 then clean it off right away. If you leave it there for a long time then your ps3 gets really stinky and greasy. Piss is corrosive so clean it off well with a wet rag.
3. If your dog pissed on the opening where your disc goes in then, you can get a couple of Q-Tips and gently wipe the black material that is in the disc opening. If you don't have Q-Tips you can get a butterknife and wrap a paper towel on it and stick it in there nice and slow
4. Don't turn on your ps3 for about 1 day at least
Tips:
If your dog is female, then you don't have to worry about her pissing on your ps3 because it's a VERY rare chance she can physically do so.
If your male dog is potty trained very well then, you don't have to worry as much. He can still piss on your ps3 BUT if he is trained VERY STRICTLY you don't have to worry at all.
Somehow the piss can turn on your ps3 if it's fat version if the piss touches the eject or power button.
If your ps3 still works then CONGRATULATIONS!
Your ps3 may act really wierd for a little while but don't worry, it will most likely go back to normal
Everytime you eject a disc there will be piss streaks on it for a couple of months if they pissed on the opening. The more you clean off the piss from the black material the less streaks there will be. Don't worry, the streaks won't mess up the disc.
Hope this works for all of you if your dog ever pisses on your ps3 =D
Can you make another of this thread? Except, tell me what to do when my cat pisses on it. thanks :lol:
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07-24-2011, 05:00 AM
#55
PleaseBuyMyCat
Who wants to buy my cat?
Originally posted by Awayze
What do you do if your drunk dad pisses on your PS3?? 
Piss in his mouth :Carling:
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