Post: So...What makes someone NOT a noob? aka, you're not a noob if...
04-22-2010, 04:08 AM #1
katchxxii
Save Point
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); There was a post recently "you're a noob if..." the responses to which pretty much listed everything I've seen everyone do, so does that mean everyone is a noob?
There is so much discussion about what is a noob or makes someone a noob but I haven't seen anything about what it is that makes someone NOT a noob.

So that got me thinking a thread in that vein could lead to some interesting discussion.

hehe, As far as I can tell, you're not a noob if you don't use any weapons and don't use any weapon attachments and you don't use any perks.

How about it, what makes you (or anyone) NOT a noob?

peace out.
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04-24-2010, 06:52 AM #38
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
Not noob:

ASSAULT RIFLES: M4A1, FAMAS, Tar-21, FAL, M16, F2000, AK-47
SNIPERS: Intervention, Barret
SMG's: MP5K, Vector, P90, Mini-Uzi
LMG's: L86, RPD, AUG HBAR, MG4, M240

Secondaries:

SHOTGUNS: Spas
MACHINE PISTOLS: PP2000, G18, TMP
HANDGUNS: USP, M9, Deagle
ALL LAUNCHERS ARE NOOB

EQUIPMENT: Frag, Semtex, Throwing Knife, Tactical Insertion (Unless you spawn camp/rush), Blast Shield, C4

PERK 1: Marathon, Scavenger, Sleight of Hand, Bling
PERK 2: Stopping Power, Lightweight, Cold Blooded
PERK 3: Steady Aim, Ninja, Sitrep
DEATHSTREAK: Copycat

Primary Attachments:

ASSAULT RIFLES:Red Dot Sight, Silencer, ACOG Sight, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
SMG's: Rapid Fire, Red Dot Sight, Silencer, ACOG Sight, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
LMG's: Grip (Arguable), Red Dot Sight, Silencer, ACOG Sight, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
SNIPERS: Silencer, ACOG Scope, FMJ, Extended Mags

Secondary Attachments:
MACHINE PISTOLS: Red Dot Sight, Silencer, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
SHOTGUNS: Red Dot Sight, Silencer, Grip, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
HANDGUNS: FMJ, Silencer, Extended Mags

The above is a list of NON noob weapons and attachments
04-24-2010, 08:29 AM #39
Originally posted by aCe
Stopping Power & Ninja is like handicap. Try not using them and see if you can survive longer. Happy


xD. I prefer:

WA2000 Silenced or WA2000 FMJ
Desert Eagle w/ Tactical Knife (The sight being shifted right without Tact Knife makes me mad.) or One Man Army

Sleight of Hand Pro or One Man Army
Stopping Power (if using Silencer, or Hardline/Cold Blooded without)
Ninja Pro or Sitrep Pro (So I can actually hear the enemies coming toward me >.>Winky Winky

Throwing Knife
Smoke Grenade

Before you say something about Semi-Auto being noobish. I don't spray. I'm not one of the pansies who waste 30 M21 rounds in 1 minute spraying at people. If I use the M21, I go for heads. Intervention, Stopping Power and anywhere but the arms, WA2000, chest and up and Barrett, chest and up.

Ah. Another thing. Use the FAL when you're left handed and hate playing on Lefty. Smile It makes things a lot harder. You actually need to be accurate.


---------- Post added at 04:29 AM ---------- Previous post was at 04:27 AM ----------

Originally posted by Owns View Post
Not noob:

ASSAULT RIFLES: M4A1, FAMAS, Tar-21, FAL, M16, F2000, AK-47
SNIPERS: Intervention, Barret
SMG's: MP5K, Vector, P90, Mini-Uzi
LMG's: L86, RPD, AUG HBAR, MG4, M240

Secondaries:

SHOTGUNS: Spas
MACHINE PISTOLS: PP2000, G18, TMP
HANDGUNS: USP, M9, Deagle
ALL LAUNCHERS ARE NOOB

EQUIPMENT: Frag, Semtex, Throwing Knife, Tactical Insertion (Unless you spawn camp/rush), Blast Shield, C4

PERK 1: Marathon, Scavenger, Sleight of Hand, Bling
PERK 2: Stopping Power, Lightweight, Cold Blooded
PERK 3: Steady Aim, Ninja, Sitrep
DEATHSTREAK: Copycat

Primary Attachments:

ASSAULT RIFLES:Red Dot Sight, Silencer, ACOG Sight, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
SMG's: Rapid Fire, Red Dot Sight, Silencer, ACOG Sight, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
LMG's: Grip (Arguable), Red Dot Sight, Silencer, ACOG Sight, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
SNIPERS: Silencer, ACOG Scope, FMJ, Extended Mags

Secondary Attachments:
MACHINE PISTOLS: Red Dot Sight, Silencer, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
SHOTGUNS: Red Dot Sight, Silencer, Grip, FMJ, Holo Sight, Extended Mags
HANDGUNS: FMJ, Silencer, Extended Mags

The above is a list of NON noob weapons and attachments



You just listed "M16" and "Stopping Power" together under "Not Noobish". You instantly failed the "Not Noobish" test. I also like how the M93 Raffica is the only Machine Pistol you didn't list. The TMP and PP2000 do the -exact- same amount of damage and have no between-burst delay.
04-24-2010, 12:46 PM #40
Originally posted by xMillar

Stun- If you call someone a noob judging by the secondary grenade they use, you really need to stop playing.

xMillar-


Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. I just laughed for like five minutes straight because this guy I was playing with today (Seriously Bi-Polar...) Was running the flag in CTF and someone hit him with a stun grenade. At half time he was yelling, "IF YOU HAVE TO F--ING HIT SOMEONE WITH A STUN GRENADE TO KILL THEM YOU F--ING SUCK. YOU GOD D-- PIECES OF SH--."

I had to turn off my mic for about three minutes because 1. His bitching at -our- team for not backing him up was hurting my ears. 2. I was laughing so hard.
04-24-2010, 01:01 PM #41
o NICK o
My M16 is broke
Here's my "pro" class. Happy
-AK47 FMJ Red Tiger
-Desert Eagle FMJ
-Semtex
-Stun grenades
-Scavenger Pro
-Stopping Power Pro
-Ninja Pro
-Pavelow-AC130-Nuke Killstreak setup.
This class actually works very goods for me.
04-24-2010, 01:58 PM #42
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
Hiatus, M16 is not noob because it's virtually useless from Point Blank against a full auto gun because with the 3-burst guns you CANNOT SPRAY. TMP and PP2000 are balanced by their short range and extremely low clip size. If you miss with even 5 bullets from the TMP you're ****ed, and the PP2000 is pretty much the same

And I failed the noob-test?
04-24-2010, 02:01 PM #43
darkrider17
Bounty hunter
i really don't care what makes me a noob. i have many classes
1. my running class
ump
spas
marathon,lightweight and commando
martydom
2camping class
barett w/thermal
pp2000 or whatever it's called w/ fmj
scaventer, deep impact and final stand
then pretty much after that it's just run and gun from ak-47, to my uzi, most with scavenger but hey as long as I have fun and as long as it works for me or if your class works for you then you are not a noob, A noob is someone who dies to quick and had a 3:7 or 8 kill to death ratio for almost every game. In every game i play i AT LEAST get more than 16 kills and less than 8 deaths.Smile^
04-24-2010, 02:12 PM #44
Octavia
"PonyF ag"
ACR isn't noobish just look at this.

[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJhPMIVgF6c]YouTube - Future Weapons: Magpul Masada (Bushmaster ACR / Remington ACR)[/ame]


No recoil.


~Elmo
04-24-2010, 02:16 PM #45
Dylan_Owns
Master of teh internetz
Yeah, but the ACR is noob in real life too
04-24-2010, 02:21 PM #46
Octavia
"PonyF ag"
I know I'm a noob at MW2. When I get MW2 again time to OMA/DC noob tubing. Happy


~Elmo

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