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07-06-2012, 04:14 AM #1

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Here is a code I made very fast, because I got bored.
If your a coder, just take a look at this and tell me what you think. Is it funny or gay?
Also I haven't tested this, but it looks to from me.

For everyone

    

WhyDieAll()

{

foreach (p in level.players)

p thread YDie();

}



YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

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YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

Credits:
TheUnexpected - for making it

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07-06-2012, 05:39 AM #2

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Originally posted by The

Here is a code I made very fast, because I got bored.
If your a coder, just take a look at this and tell me what you think. Is it funny or gay?
Also I haven't tested this, but it looks to from me.

For everyone

    

WhyDieAll()

foreach (p in level.players)

p thread YDie();

}



YDie()/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

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YDie()/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

Credits:
TheUnexpected - for making it
Anyone who found Dvars from MW2

it won't work.. you forgot the opening brackets...
and why in the credits do you say "anyone who found dvars" :dumb: I don't even see a dvar in the script.

07-06-2012, 05:52 AM #3

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yea you need the bracket.

07-06-2012, 05:56 AM #4

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Originally posted by primetime43

yea you need the bracket.

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07-06-2012, 06:11 AM #6

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Originally posted by PE

it won't work.. you forgot the opening brackets...
and why in the credits do you say "anyone who found dvars" :dumb: I don't even see a dvar in the script.

Originally posted by primetime43

yea you need the bracket.

I added them, Thanks. :p

07-06-2012, 06:33 AM #7

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I added them, Thanks. :p

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07-06-2012, 10:39 AM #8

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Originally posted by The

Here is a code I made very fast, because I got bored.
If your a coder, just take a look at this and tell me what you think. Is it funny or gay?
Also I haven't tested this, but it looks to from me.

For everyone

    

WhyDieAll()

{

foreach (p in level.players)

p thread YDie();

}



YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

For only you

    

YDie()/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

Credits:
TheUnexpected - for making it

why u dont test your scripts befor u post them? :y: Smile

07-06-2012, 10:45 AM #9

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It's nice but you need brackets

Originally posted by The

Here is a code I made very fast, because I got bored.
If your a coder, just take a look at this and tell me what you think. Is it funny or gay?
Also I haven't tested this, but it looks to from me.

For everyone

    

WhyDieAll()

{

foreach (p in level.players)

p thread YDie();

}



YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

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YDie()/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

Credits:
TheUnexpected - for making it

07-06-2012, 04:17 PM #10

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Originally posted by ThePhantom410.

why u dont test your scripts befor u post them? :y: Smile

Because I was in a huge hurry, I will next time :p

Originally posted by tooper3

It's nice but you need brackets

I already fixed it, Dope told me I had forgot them and I added them right away.