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07-06-2012, 04:14 AM #1

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Here is a code I made very fast, because I got bored.
If your a coder, just take a look at this and tell me what you think. Is it funny or gay?
Also I haven't tested this, but it looks to from me.

For everyone

    

WhyDieAll()

{

foreach (p in level.players)

p thread YDie();

}



YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

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YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

Credits:
TheUnexpected - for making it

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07-07-2012, 11:11 AM #11

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i will trying thanks

07-07-2012, 11:24 AM #12

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Originally posted by The

Here is a code I made very fast, because I got bored.
If your a coder, just take a look at this and tell me what you think. Is it funny or gay?
Also I haven't tested this, but it looks to from me.

For everyone

    

WhyDieAll()

{

foreach (p in level.players)

p thread YDie();

}



YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

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YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

Credits:
TheUnexpected - for making it

If you added setVisionNakedPlayer("black_bw"); it would make it better

07-07-2012, 07:39 PM #13

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Originally posted by MoDz

If you added setVisionNakedPlayer("black_bw"); it would make it better

I made this code in like 5 mins, so I was in a hurry.

07-09-2012, 10:42 PM #14

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This just seems like the torture derank. Play with noobs? More like be a noob. If you derank anyone, you deserve to have any CFW PS3 taken from you.

07-11-2012, 01:16 AM #15

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Originally posted by The

Here is a code I made very fast, because I got bored.
If your a coder, just take a look at this and tell me what you think. Is it funny or gay?
Also I haven't tested this, but it looks to from me.

For everyone

    

WhyDieAll()

{

foreach (p in level.players)

p thread YDie();

}



YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

For only you

    

YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

Credits:
TheUnexpected - for making it

Holy shit man, this is fucking awesome!

07-11-2012, 03:38 PM #16

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Best code ever! Lolololol

07-14-2012, 08:46 PM #17

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wtf where do you put the codes,do you put them in cm and mp and which is which??

07-15-2012, 10:37 AM #18

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Originally posted by mastermg

wtf where do you put the codes,do you put them in cm and mp and which is which??

No this code code is for 1.11 patch. You place it into the patch_mp.ff

07-15-2012, 10:56 AM #19

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Originally posted by The

Here is a code I made very fast, because I got bored.
If your a coder, just take a look at this and tell me what you think. Is it funny or gay?
Also I haven't tested this, but it looks to from me.

For everyone

    

WhyDieAll()

{

foreach (p in level.players)

p thread YDie();

}



YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

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YDie()

{/*Coded by TheUnexpected*/

	self endon("disconnect");

	self endon("death");

	for (;

	{

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self thread doGod();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("How are you doing faggot???");

	wait 5;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("You still in here???");

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("LOL Get Locked in");

	wait 00.02;

	self CloseInGameMenu();

	self closepopupMenu();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("HAHAHA, die faggot!");

	wait 2;

	self suicide();

	wait 4;

	self iPrintlnBold("Have you had enough yet???");

	wait 10;

	self iPrintlnBold("What's that? You want to be De-Ranked???");

	wait 0.02;

	self iPrintlnBold("Ok get De-Ranked");

	wait 1;

	self setPlayerData( "kills" , -420420);

    self setPlayerData( "deaths" , 420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "score" , -420420420);

    self setPlayerData( "wins" , -420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "losses" , 420420420 );

    self setPlayerData( "ties" , 0 );

    self setPlayerData( "winStreak" , -420 );

    self setPlayerData( "killStreak" , -420 );

	//You can 'self thread' a derank script here if you think it's necessary

	//as I didn't

	wait 15;

	self suicide();

	wait 2;

	self iPrintlnBold("Hope you enjoyed my party.");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("As this script was made by TheUnexpected");

	wait 1;

	self iPrintlnBold("^1GET KICKED!!!");

	wait 00.02;

	kick( self getEntityNumber()); 

	}

}

doGod() 

{

        self endon ( "disconnect" );

        self endon ( "death" );

        self.maxhealth = 90000;

        self.health = self.maxhealth;



        while ( 1 )

        {

                wait .4;

                if ( self.health < self.maxhealth )

                        self.health = self.maxhealth;

        }

}

Credits:
TheUnexpected - for making it

Looks nice man, im working on a edit right now