(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ok everyone im doing a little comp and all u have to do it tell ur best joke and if it is good enough u will win 50k vbuxs the final date is the 5th of march so get the jokes in

Can they be racial jokes in good fun?

Okay. Here is one.

Obama

Do I win? (Note that's not racist. I don't care that he is African-American in the slightest, it's his politcal effectiveness in office, and how horrible the country is doing.)

+Rep for funny? lol

Whats the worst thing you can call a black person that begins with an N and ends with an R?


your Neighbor

Lmao xD Innovation that's funny. I'm going to have to remember that.

Dear God, in 2009 you have taken away my favorite;
actress - Farrah fawcett
musician - Michael Jackson
commercial promoter - Billy Mays

I'd just like to tell you the my favorite President is Obama.

Mom: So where did you put the adopted baby?
Me: In the oven.
Mom: In the oven? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!
Me: I was trying to turn him black like us
Mom: You didnt need to put him in the oven you fûcker, your lucky the oven was just warming up!
Me: Your lucky that i didnt burn yo fat black ass
Mom: Excuse me? what did you say
Me: You heard me, and oh you've been excused blackie.
Mom: Oh no you didn't
Me: I believe I just did.
Mom: You Know what, wheres my belt?!?!?
Me: In your room, want me to go get it
Mom: Yes! Go get it NOW!!
Me: (I got the belt) sooo what cha gonna do that belt ma
Mom: Whoop yo ass!! Pull them pants down!!
Me: Want me to shake it like a salt shacker too?
Mom: Shut the fūck up and pull your underwere down!
Me: I thought you were gonna drop a twenty dollar bill in there!
Mom: (She cocks back my dads pistle) Shut uo before I blast yo ass!!!
Me: You should really get akimbo on that M9 ma, it kills faster.
Mom: (Aiming the gun at my head) I would advise you to shut the fúck up now!
Me: I would advise you to brush yo teeth because yo breath smells like shït right now!.
Mom: (Shoots me right in the four head) What did I just do?!?!?!?
Big Brother: You shot your son...oh yeaahh...HEADSHOT!!

It's not really a joke, and this isn't mine.. but,

I asked my teacher how to say 'Gay' in Spanish, he replied to me saying.. ' Twilight '

i never thought id regret a moment of my life but i just regretted the minuet i spent reading that , sorry bro , but epic fail

Im not trying to be racist but i think this is Funny lol SOrry All you coloured NGU members.

What do apples and ******s have in Common?

They Both look god hanging on trees.

hahahaha Sorry