Post: win 50k vbuxs for ur joke
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03-04-2010, 04:35 AM
#20
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GTghost
A 60-year-old man walked into a drugstore and asked the girl at the checkout, "Do you have
condoms here?"
"Sure. What size are you?," she said, to which he responded, "I'm not really sure."
"Well, just let me check," she said, walking around the counter. She unzipped his pants, took a
feel and then picked up the microphone.
"Extra-large condoms to checkout." A stockboy brought the condoms and the man paid and left.
A while later, a 30-year-old man walked up to the checkout. "Do you sell condoms here?" he
asked.
"Sure, but size do you need?," she said, to which he said, "Well, I don't know." "Well, just let me
check." She unzipped his pants, took a couple of tugs and then picked up the microphone, "Large
condoms to the checkout." The stockboy brought the condoms, the man paid and left.
Later, a 16-year-old came into the store. "Um, ah, do you guys sell condoms here?" he asked the
girl at the checkout. "Yep," she said, "what size do you need?" "I don't know," he replied.
She unzipped his zipper for a feel and then picked up the microphone."Cleanup at the checkout,
please. Cleanup at the checkout!
condoms here?"
"Sure. What size are you?," she said, to which he responded, "I'm not really sure."
"Well, just let me check," she said, walking around the counter. She unzipped his pants, took a
feel and then picked up the microphone.
"Extra-large condoms to checkout." A stockboy brought the condoms and the man paid and left.
A while later, a 30-year-old man walked up to the checkout. "Do you sell condoms here?" he
asked.
"Sure, but size do you need?," she said, to which he said, "Well, I don't know." "Well, just let me
check." She unzipped his pants, took a couple of tugs and then picked up the microphone, "Large
condoms to the checkout." The stockboy brought the condoms, the man paid and left.
Later, a 16-year-old came into the store. "Um, ah, do you guys sell condoms here?" he asked the
girl at the checkout. "Yep," she said, "what size do you need?" "I don't know," he replied.
She unzipped his zipper for a feel and then picked up the microphone."Cleanup at the checkout,
please. Cleanup at the checkout!
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03-04-2010, 09:55 AM
#22
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Ok -this is not that rascist- there is a asain virgin girl and a black guy the virgin girl is married to the white guy the virgin girl finally does it with the white guy then he leaves for work the girl was still wicked horney so she called the black guy and said "We need to f*** now" he said "Ok since i dont have a car ill run there in like 10 seconds" 9 seconds later he gets there they start to f*** then its 30 mins before the white guy comes home so that black guy leaves, then the white guy gets home and does her again she said "Your c•ck is to small for me and didnt satisfy me" then 9 months later they have a mocha/latino child
sorry if offends other people are doing racist so i can so
sorry if offends other people are doing racist so i can so
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