Originally posted by Gobble
They're both shit!
They're both primarily English speaking, both send troops to fight in fake wars. We have chavs, you have hoodlems! We have Liverpool, you have the Bronx.
You can't drink till you're 21??? But you can drive when you find your first pube! We let people drink from 18, which somehow filters to 14 in most cases, but when it comes to driving, you have to drive like miss daisy while some daft bollox with a note pad passes you depending on how well his boyfriend Jimmy give it to him last night.
As for the weight thing, yeah America is a foody country. I went to TGI Fridays and asked for a steak, now I can't remember how big it said the steak was, but basically they cut a cows legs off, wiped it's ass and grilled it and don't even get me started on that pudding.
The olypics suck! It's just like a reminded of sports day, which I did anything in my power not to do. I'd take a night with Graham Norton over seeing this fat bitch Keeley do the Shot put again.
Whoever said Australia, had it right. I love my country, but I'd much rather be out in a country that are about as relaxed as Prozack overdoser!
**** em both! Viva las Australia.