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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Wish granted, but it died after the doctor slapped it
I wish for a star named after me.

Wish granted, but the star burns your large penis.
I wish for free gas.

Wish granted, but you fart your gas on your sister.
I wish for a pet hamster.

Wish granted, but it was used for Male Enhancement testing and has a 10 pound ballsack.
I wish for a goldfish.

Wish granted,but you overfed your fish and it dies.
I wish for everbody to die.

Wish granted, but you break a nail and run home.
I wish that this game would stop

Wish Granted, but it Doesnt Stop tell I say it stops
i Wish For a Tactical Nuke

Wish granted, but it fails really badly.
I wish for a pet dinosaur.

Wish granted, You kill everybody and end up living a sad life in your mothers basement.
I wish for a UAV