Post: Funny game
08-14-2010, 04:14 PM #1
DEREKTROTTER
You're Goddamn Right
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Pick the month you were born.


1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i shit on

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i made love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to




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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a cheerleader

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a blow up doll

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------Dopey

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone





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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White------because i was high.

Black-------because I was drunk.

Pink--------because im a mad gypsy.

Red---------because the voices told me to.

Blue--------because i cant control myself.

Green------because I hate myself.

Purple------because Im a fool.

Grey--------because a Mod told me to.

Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----because i hate my family.

Other-------because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want



Here's mine:

i humped my dog because I was drunk. Happy
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04-16-2011, 04:59 PM #281
i gave a lap dance to my brother because i cant control myself
04-16-2011, 05:20 PM #282
D@ EnVvY!
OMG did you read this?
I made love with my brother because i can't control myself.
It sucks to be born on the 7th of August and wearing a blue shirt
04-16-2011, 09:37 PM #283
NGU4
Keeper
I humped my psychiatrist because because the voices told me to.

LOL, sadly it's true
04-16-2011, 09:47 PM #284
NorskTnaka
At least I can fight
i made love with a ninja because i hate myself O.o
04-26-2011, 07:11 PM #285
Originally posted by Omniplasma View Post
Where has your masculinity gone?


I murdered my brother because I was high.. and WTF IS UP WITH YOUR VIDEO SIGNATURE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
04-26-2011, 07:16 PM #286
.Andy
[move]I do it for teh Nonz :carling:[/move]
I choked on an ipod cause a mod told me to. :lol:
04-26-2011, 07:32 PM #287
BSLICER25
Black ops
i knocked out my brother because i was drunk
04-26-2011, 08:33 PM #288
NooFag
Stupid Feelings </3
i gave my number to a goat because im smart and i do what i want? LOL Happy
04-26-2011, 10:15 PM #289
Originally posted by crackbaby View Post
I murdered my brother because I was high.. and WTF IS UP WITH YOUR VIDEO SIGNATURE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I gave my number to an iPod because a mod told me to.

And I was wondering the same thing :wtf:

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