Post: Funny game
08-14-2010, 04:14 PM #1
DEREKTROTTER
You're Goddamn Right
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Pick the month you were born.


1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i shit on

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i made love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to




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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a cheerleader

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a blow up doll

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------Dopey

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone





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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White------because i was high.

Black-------because I was drunk.

Pink--------because im a mad gypsy.

Red---------because the voices told me to.

Blue--------because i cant control myself.

Green------because I hate myself.

Purple------because Im a fool.

Grey--------because a Mod told me to.

Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----because i hate my family.

Other-------because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want



Here's mine:

i humped my dog because I was drunk. Happy
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05-01-2011, 06:40 PM #299
Anthony
$10 for this? Im poor now
I humped my sister because im smart and i do what i want.

SAY WHATT?? lol
05-01-2011, 06:47 PM #300
LINUX♥
The Best OS By Far
LOL i made love with my best friends boyfriend because i hate my self :carling:
05-01-2011, 07:55 PM #301
redraiderark
Are you high?
i smacked my brother because I was drunk.
05-01-2011, 10:25 PM #302
QuicKxReFLeXx
Treasure hunter
I shit on a baseball bat because I'm smart and I do what I want. Lmfao.
05-02-2011, 01:01 AM #303
mattman6396
Do a barrel roll!
I murdered a banana because I was drunk :hitman:
05-02-2011, 01:03 AM #304
wowaka
Former Staff
I made love to a homeless person because I can't control myself... fuck you Derek :p
05-05-2011, 06:38 PM #305
Originally posted by DEREKTROTTER View Post
:carling:Funny Game:carling:

Pick the month you were born.


1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i shit on

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i made love with

9----i choked on

10---i knocked out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to




-----------------------------------------------------------------



Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a cheerleader

6-------your mom

7-------my brother

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a blow up doll

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------Dopey

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone





-----------------------------------------------------------------




Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White------because i was high.

Black-------because I was drunk.

Pink--------because im a mad gypsy.

Red---------because the voices told me to.

Blue--------because i cant control myself.

Green------because I hate myself.

Purple------because Im a fool.

Grey--------because a Mod told me to.

Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----because i hate my family.

Other-------because that's how I roll.

none------because im smart and i do what i want



Here's mine:

i humped my dog because I was drunk. Happy


you should try mixing up the words a little every few days.. =)

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the one on the left LMAO!
05-06-2011, 09:08 PM #306
PSN TeCa-ToWn
Nothern KillaFornia 209
i choked on a baseball bat because i was high
05-06-2011, 09:16 PM #307
tommodude1
Bounty hunter
I sang to a pickle because i was drunk!
hahaha

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