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First of all, the definition:
To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex (One who prevents another from scoring sexually.) :carling:
My Story: One time my friend was talking to this fine chick at school, and I had an idea You must login or register to view this content.. "I'm going to cock block this bitch!".Once he was going to get this girls number I *pants him. You should of seen his face,he was so embarrassed and she didn't know what to do,so she walked off =D.We're still cool though:cool:

-Now tell me your story if you have one. I know it's not the best thing to do, but is fun to see peoples reactions (I'm an ass sometimes )

I was about to get a little f*ck from my GF of 8 months. Ive been working this girl forever. I bought her flowers, complimented her on her beauty, you know all the shit girls love. One night im so close to getting this girl to come home with me. My friends decides to come up to us and he gives me a condom. Im like " WTF whats this for". Then hes like " Bro you better not forget to use protection, remember you have HIV AIDS". The girl is scared out of her mind. She runs away and I never see her again.

Me and my friend are still cool tho. She was a bitch any way. Still life sucks sometimes.

Lol same shit happened to me and my ex, except she was telling me to stop being friends with people who smoke and drink, "Bros before hoes".

Her name was Alex btw...weird shit man

You put in 8 months trying to get laid! Good effort.

My Gf's last no longer than about 3 weeks. After that time I've got bored and sick of them texting me wanting to know my every movement. That has to be the most annoying thing about girls, they don't give you anytime to hang out with mates.

I ran up to my mate and said "Dude you gotta start taking more viagra XD"

He ****ing hates me now cause he was asked to get in a 3some with 2 hot chicks

The funny thing about this girl is that shes kinda of a whore. She also wanted to get laid, but idk why it took her so long to give her self up.

I'm extremely revenge-minded, so if any of my friends done this to me, I'd get them back twofold.



I've known girls who I wasn't even dating that constantly needed my attention and texted me wanting to know what I'm up to. It's very annoying, indeed.

I'll put a target on a nigga if they do.

Firealarm + sprinkler = Multi block

haha thats crazy, and right now, hoes before bros, all my friends are **** muffins