Post: Have you Ever Cock Blocked?
09-23-2010, 09:54 PM #1
Binary
The Guy With The SmileySmile
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Have you Ever Cock Blocked?


First of all, the definition:
To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex (One who prevents another from scoring sexually.) :carling:
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My Story: One time my friend was talking to this fine chick at school, and I had an idea You must login or register to view this content.. "I'm going to cock block this bitch!".Once he was going to get this girls number I *pants him. You should of seen his face,he was so embarrassed and she didn't know what to do,so she walked off =D.We're still cool though:cool:

-Now tell me your story if you have one. I know it's not the best thing to do, but is fun to see peoples reactions Dancing (I'm an ass sometimes Smile)

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09-26-2010, 01:54 AM #29
Philip C
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Why did the word '' cock '' had to be in it?
09-26-2010, 02:02 AM #30
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Originally posted by ROCKS View Post
Why did the word '' cock '' had to be in it?


Because you are blocking your friend's cock from going into a vagina

Newfags these days :rolleyes:
09-26-2010, 02:10 AM #31
The Low Key OG
still the same OG, but I've been low key
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Like a cock blocking robot.
09-26-2010, 02:26 AM #32
CSC-Magic
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funniest cockblock ever. i went camping a couple summers ago and i was in my tent with this smoking hot girl and just as things were getting going a beaver walked in (didnt close the tent) and she freaked out :/

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09-26-2010, 08:56 AM #33
Binary
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Originally posted by BLACKxPLAGUE View Post
funniest cockblock ever. i went camping a couple summers ago and i was in my tent with this smoking hot girl and just as things were getting going a beaver walked in (didnt close the tent) and she freaked out :/

I bet you were like
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09-26-2010, 03:24 PM #34
CSC-Magic
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Originally posted by Binary View Post
I bet you were like
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ha hah hah hah haha ya
09-26-2010, 03:40 PM #35
the funniest one i did on purpose was... I was running around playing police man in my neighborhood and i had a "cameraman" following me with a HD camera and i ran up to my friend who was about to makeout with his hoe and i was yelling PDA and i made my friend with the camera get right up in his face Happy
09-26-2010, 03:52 PM #36
no but i have been cock blocked. f cock blockers!
09-27-2010, 06:17 AM #37
Spartan Gunney
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