Post: Have you Ever Cock Blocked?
09-23-2010, 09:54 PM #1
Binary
The Guy With The SmileySmile
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Have you Ever Cock Blocked?


First of all, the definition:
To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex (One who prevents another from scoring sexually.) :carling:
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My Story: One time my friend was talking to this fine chick at school, and I had an idea You must login or register to view this content.. "I'm going to cock block this bitch!".Once he was going to get this girls number I *pants him. You should of seen his face,he was so embarrassed and she didn't know what to do,so she walked off =D.We're still cool though:cool:

-Now tell me your story if you have one. I know it's not the best thing to do, but is fun to see peoples reactions Dancing (I'm an ass sometimes Smile)

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09-24-2010, 12:37 AM #20
LeBRON-BEA$TN
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I have been cock blocked before it is not a good experience
09-24-2010, 02:54 AM #21
Binary
The Guy With The SmileySmile
Originally posted by PR1CEY View Post
You put in 8 months trying to get laid! Good effort.

My Gf's last no longer than about 3 weeks. After that time I've got bored and sick of them texting me wanting to know my every movement. That has to be the most annoying thing about girls, they don't give you anytime to hang out with mates.

I hope you wrap your Jalepeno
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and not hit it raw :carling:
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09-24-2010, 03:17 AM #22
Draama
i izz a manwh0re
Originally posted by PR1CEY View Post
You put in 8 months trying to get laid! Good effort.

My Gf's last no longer than about 3 weeks. After that time I've got bored and sick of them texting me wanting to know my every movement. That has to be the most annoying thing about girls, they don't give you anytime to hang out with mates.


Haha yeah thats true.

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09-24-2010, 03:19 AM #23
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Originally posted by Luse View Post
Once, my friend was gonna get laid cause he was talkin with this smokin hot girl at the bar, then I yelled "HEY SHANE, HOW ARE THEM AIDS GOIN?" He stabbed me in the arm afterwards :(


Nice way to copy Dane Cook....
09-24-2010, 05:47 AM #24
Lunieizsicc
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i got cock blocked at the bar by a chick lol... story is i was talkin to this hot girl and her ugly friend got so jelous and walks up to her and says so am i gonna eat ur pussy tonight or u eatin mine.... she got pissed and went to talk to her outside but i guess her friend talked her into leavin cuz they never came back in
09-24-2010, 06:31 AM #25
Binary
The Guy With The SmileySmile
Originally posted by Lunieizsicc View Post
i got cock blocked at the bar by a chick lol... story is i was talkin to this hot girl and her ugly friend got so jelous and walks up to her and says so am i gonna eat ur pussy tonight or u eatin mine.... she got pissed and went to talk to her outside but i guess her friend talked her into leavin cuz they never came back in

Damn you really need to get a wingman Winky Winky
Definition: A friend of yours who will distract the
fat hater friend so you can hook up with the hot girl. opposite of a cockblocker
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09-24-2010, 06:37 AM #26
420
Kush Friendly
haha i was at my friends kickint it played cod and hes girl came ahah, i just stayed and played cod in their room ahah, kinda cock blocking but i ownd =D
09-25-2010, 08:58 PM #27
Binary
The Guy With The SmileySmile
Originally posted by CodFatherxx View Post
haha i was at my friends kickint it played cod and hes girl came ahah, i just stayed and played cod in their room ahah, kinda cock blocking but i ownd =D

LOL Nothings more important than making your stats better right Winky Winky
09-25-2010, 09:54 PM #28
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by Binary View Post
LOL Nothings more important than making your stats better right Winky Winky


ha we got challenge lobbies for that Winky Winky lol but yea dude i was probably just really in to it, ever happened to you? i just zone in on the game and block everything out lol, mad focus.

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