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10-02-2010, 08:46 AM
#11
ShinigamiUzi
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10-02-2010, 09:01 AM
#12
Techno753
S.P.E.C.I.A.L
Originally posted by maxiime05
hahaha here is a good one 
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
OMGWOW, I was just about to post this u joke stealer xD
10-02-2010, 11:40 AM
#14
Ryan-Black
Brute
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A beer for me,
and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink. Then:
"...a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too" And they keep
drinking all evening.
Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy
pays the tab and gets up to leave.
The bartender shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that
lying on the floor, are you?"
The guy replies "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."
and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink. Then:
"...a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too" And they keep
drinking all evening.
Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy
pays the tab and gets up to leave.
The bartender shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that
lying on the floor, are you?"
The guy replies "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."
10-02-2010, 11:41 AM
#15
TheWitcher
Brute
10-02-2010, 12:27 PM
#19
Undercovermc
NGU's Resident Realist
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