Post: Funniest joke wins 50K vbux
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10-05-2010, 07:24 AM
#32
shadow104
Pokemon Trainer
Alrightt, so one day a man gets on a bus and sees a Nun. He goes up to the Nun and asks for sex. She says no. When the Nun gets off the bus, the Bus driver tells him, "If you want to have sex with her, go to the Church tonight dressed as a Policeman." So later that night the man goes to the Church dressed as a Police man, he sees the Nun and asks her for sex, she says yes. They do it, then when they are done, the man says, "Haha I'm the guy from the bus!!!" The Nun then says, " Haha I'm the Bus Driver!!!
10-05-2010, 02:32 PM
#33
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
Originally posted by shadow104
Alrightt, so one day a man gets on a bus and sees a Nun. He goes up to the Nun and asks for sex. She says no. When the Nun gets off the bus, the Bus driver tells him, "If you want to have sex with her, go to the Church tonight dressed as a Policeman." So later that night the man goes to the Church dressed as a Police man, he sees the Nun and asks her for sex, she says yes. They do it, then when they are done, the man says, "Haha I'm the guy from the bus!!!" The Nun then says, " Haha I'm the Bus Driver!!!
Dude, pleaes let me win this funniest thread, i need vbux to change my name
10-05-2010, 03:03 PM
#34
xPwn
Error… Cat invasion!
Originally posted by Thomk79
Well im so bored lately and no use for my vbux. so whoever tells the funniest joke by 8th October wins 50K vbux
So there is this girl that always falls asleep in lessons
So shes in R.E and the teachers asks her(she is asleep)
"Who Made The Earth"
A boy poked her with a pin and she shouted out
"Lord Almighty"
Yes you are right
Then she falls back asleep
Then the teachers asks her
"Who was Mary's child"
The boy poked her with a pin
She shouted "Jesus Christ"
and fell back asleep
Then the teacher asked her
"What Did Mary Say After Having 40 Kids"
The boy poked her with a pin
"If You Put That Thing In Me Again, Im Going To Snap It In Half!" She said
10-05-2010, 06:28 PM
#35
Mr.Kane
Greatness
Originally posted by iG
So there is this girl that always falls asleep in lessons
So shes in R.E and the teachers asks her(she is asleep)
"Who Made The Earth"
A boy poked her with a pin and she shouted out
"Lord Almighty"
Yes you are right
Then she falls back asleep
Then the teachers asks her
"Who was Mary's child"
The boy poked her with a pin
She shouted "Jesus Christ"
and fell back asleep
Then the teacher asked her
"What Did Mary Say After Having 40 Kids"
The boy poked her with a pin
"If You Put That Thing In Me Again, Im Going To Snap It In Half!" She said
So shes in R.E and the teachers asks her(she is asleep)
"Who Made The Earth"
A boy poked her with a pin and she shouted out
"Lord Almighty"
Yes you are right
Then she falls back asleep
Then the teachers asks her
"Who was Mary's child"
The boy poked her with a pin
She shouted "Jesus Christ"
and fell back asleep
Then the teacher asked her
"What Did Mary Say After Having 40 Kids"
The boy poked her with a pin
"If You Put That Thing In Me Again, Im Going To Snap It In Half!" She said
heard that one before but it is pretty funny, if anyone does the joke im thinking of i will make the prize 300K
10-05-2010, 06:40 PM
#37
Ultimate-Playa
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