Post: Funniest joke wins 50K vbux
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10-07-2010, 04:20 PM
#56
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
Originally posted by Thomk79
heard the joke above, hearing jokes for the second time ruins them i think, you know the punch line
dude, iam not the first now??? wtf, i really need 50 vbux
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Originally posted by Thomk79
Well im so bored lately and no use for my vbux. so whoever tells the funniest joke by 8th October wins 50K vbux
check my new joke :
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
10-07-2010, 04:24 PM
#57
Live Life.
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10-07-2010, 06:15 PM
#59
justin54
Gym leader
So, there's these two gay guys in a bar..
One asks, "Do you wanna play a game"
Other says, "Sure."
So the one goes to the closet grabs a broom and shoves it up the other guy's ass, and asks "What's this?"
The other says, "Oh this is easy, it's a broom handle!!"
The one says, "Damn!" So he goes back to the closet grabs a mop and shoves it up the other's ass.. and asks "What's this one?!"
The other says, "Oh this is easy too, it's a mop handle!"
So the one sad that he's now losing the game goes to bathroom to grab that one thing you use to unplug the toilets... I can't remember what it's called!!
(whoever you're telling the joke to almost always says, "The plunger!" then you laugh at him and say "So you've played that game before?!")
One asks, "Do you wanna play a game"
Other says, "Sure."
So the one goes to the closet grabs a broom and shoves it up the other guy's ass, and asks "What's this?"
The other says, "Oh this is easy, it's a broom handle!!"
The one says, "Damn!" So he goes back to the closet grabs a mop and shoves it up the other's ass.. and asks "What's this one?!"
The other says, "Oh this is easy too, it's a mop handle!"
So the one sad that he's now losing the game goes to bathroom to grab that one thing you use to unplug the toilets... I can't remember what it's called!!
(whoever you're telling the joke to almost always says, "The plunger!" then you laugh at him and say "So you've played that game before?!")
10-07-2010, 06:30 PM
#60
iKlutz
Go Gamecocks!
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
i really need vbux!
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
i really need vbux!
10-07-2010, 06:56 PM
#61
Mr.Kane
Greatness
Originally posted by ngux
dude, iam not the first now??? wtf, i really need 50 vbux
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check my new joke :
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
---------- Post added at 11:20 AM ---------- Previous post was at 10:59 AM ----------
check my new joke :
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
hey its not my problem, i think this joke was kinda bad. saw the punch line the moment i read he only takes the quaters
10-07-2010, 07:35 PM
#63
Undercovermc
NGU's Resident Realist
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