Post: Ngu
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11-15-2010, 08:51 AM
#1
Dopey
NGU :/
Recently I have been experiencing SEVERE pain during urination. Thought it was a kidney stone. It is not. It is Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU). Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them. Anyways the point of this thread is basically to tell you to type in NGU on wikipedia. It's also a coincidence that I have this lmfao!
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**Forgot to mention, if this EVER happens to anyone, drink cranberry juice. That shit seriously reduces the pain by soooo much!
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11-15-2010, 02:26 PM
#11
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Originally posted by Dopey
Sooo... going a bit into my personal life...
Recently I have been experiencing SEVERE pain during urination. Thought it was a kidney stone. It is not. It is Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU). Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them. Anyways the point of this thread is basically to tell you to type in NGU on wikipedia. It's also a coincidence that I have this lmfao!
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**Forgot to mention, if this EVER happens to anyone, drink cranberry juice. That shit seriously reduces the pain by soooo much!
Recently I have been experiencing SEVERE pain during urination. Thought it was a kidney stone. It is not. It is Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU). Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them. Anyways the point of this thread is basically to tell you to type in NGU on wikipedia. It's also a coincidence that I have this lmfao!
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**Forgot to mention, if this EVER happens to anyone, drink cranberry juice. That shit seriously reduces the pain by soooo much!
NGU = Not Gonapulyurcocca Urahurtin.
Try drinking Crangrape, that stuff tastes great.
You'll be back to your old NGU self.
NGU = Never Gonastopapulin Urapenis !!!
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11-15-2010, 03:08 PM
#14
xinfectedsoulx
Daddy's home.
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11-15-2010, 03:30 PM
#15
longjohnsilver
NGU Pirate
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