11-15-2010, 08:51 AM #1
Dopey
NGU :/
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Recently I have been experiencing SEVERE pain during urination. Thought it was a kidney stone. It is not. It is Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU). Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them. Anyways the point of this thread is basically to tell you to type in NGU on wikipedia. It's also a coincidence that I have this lmfao!

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**Forgot to mention, if this EVER happens to anyone, drink cranberry juice. That shit seriously reduces the pain by soooo much!
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11-15-2010, 05:37 PM #20
xChri$ !
whaaaa ?
Someone needz to Clam down with the Sex Winky Winky
Kidding ! =D
11-15-2010, 05:58 PM #21
Pricey91
Professor of trollology
Dopey, your bed must be about 3ft off the ground with all them tissues under there.
11-15-2010, 06:04 PM #22
i Ozzy i
At least I can fight
Originally posted by Dopey View Post
Sooo... going a bit into my personal life...

Recently I have been experiencing SEVERE pain during urination. Thought it was a kidney stone. It is not. It is Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU). Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them. Anyways the point of this thread is basically to tell you to type in NGU on wikipedia. It's also a coincidence that I have this lmfao!

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**Forgot to mention, if this EVER happens to anyone, drink cranberry juice. That shit seriously reduces the pain by soooo much!

If you dont mind me asking isnt this like Prostate Cancer i think :S
11-15-2010, 06:17 PM #23
Gee
*****
Originally posted by Dopey View Post
Sooo... going a bit into my personal life...

Recently I have been experiencing SEVERE pain during urination. Thought it was a kidney stone. It is not. It is Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU). Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them. Anyways the point of this thread is basically to tell you to type in NGU on wikipedia. It's also a coincidence that I have this lmfao!

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**Forgot to mention, if this EVER happens to anyone, drink cranberry juice. That shit seriously reduces the pain by soooo much!


My ex had this problem because we were having sex too often.
And yes, cranberry juice helps. Pomegranite juice does too!
11-15-2010, 07:37 PM #24
LTBadBoy
Camel Toe
Damn man, that shit sounds nasty. I heard a big fat willy up the bum does a bit of good on getting people on the road to recovery.
11-15-2010, 08:16 PM #25
Err....tmi?
11-15-2010, 10:02 PM #26
Dopey
NGU :/
Originally posted by xinfectedsoulx View Post
Ok ok ok. I stopped reading when you said 'too much sex'. The wanking I can understand, you know, with being on the internet like all of us, but sex? Unless you call your opposite hand a girls name.


Are you implying I can't get sex?
11-15-2010, 10:10 PM #27
LMFAO that sucks Happy
11-15-2010, 11:20 PM #28
legitmod
Gym leader
That sucks dude hey i had the same thing at once so i feel your pain bro/facepalm:mudkip:

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