11-15-2010, 08:51 AM #1
Dopey
NGU :/
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Recently I have been experiencing SEVERE pain during urination. Thought it was a kidney stone. It is not. It is Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU). Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them. Anyways the point of this thread is basically to tell you to type in NGU on wikipedia. It's also a coincidence that I have this lmfao!

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**Forgot to mention, if this EVER happens to anyone, drink cranberry juice. That shit seriously reduces the pain by soooo much!
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11-16-2010, 12:14 AM #29
I bet Dopey lied, this is caused by severe masturbation and when his dog bit it
11-16-2010, 12:55 PM #30
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Roar
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I just LOLed @ Dopey, too much sex? too much masturbation? what type do you have?

I could see getting it from masturbation/sex if you didn't wash your hands, banging out a dirty girl or having an STD to began with. I know a bit about UTI's seeing how i am allergic to a certain type of condom, so i know my share about them.

Sex is good for your body, and masturbation too.. Bacteria is what causes infections, Dopey...Not sex.

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11-16-2010, 01:59 PM #31
xinfectedsoulx
Daddy's home.
Originally posted by Dopey View Post
Are you implying I can't get sex?


Mabeh..... Winky Winky
11-16-2010, 02:23 PM #32
Reaper
The Grim Reaper
I have had Kidney stones before and they SUCK. Anyways hope you get better. :y:
11-16-2010, 05:30 PM #33
TAFF
Climbing up the ladder
Originally posted by 1989 View Post
Well done Captain point out the obvious.


LMAOSmile






Too short
11-16-2010, 05:45 PM #34
Originally posted by TAFF View Post
LMAOSmile






Too short


That's what she sai-

I mean, Dopey that sucks for you, get well soon.
11-16-2010, 08:02 PM #35
Dopey
NGU :/
Seriously guys thanks for the laughs but I look kinda stupid in class laughing my ass off while taking notes lol
11-16-2010, 11:40 PM #36
THE_JoKeR
Everyday I'm Hustlin
Originally posted by Dopey View Post
Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them.


Did the other guy get it too?

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11-17-2010, 12:29 AM #37
B u X
BITCHES LOVE CAKE
Dopey man, you just need to wash your penis more often dude, and dont use dirty tissues...... or whores... haha

Originally posted by Gee View Post
My ex had this problem because we were having sex too often.
And yes, cranberry juice helps. Pomegranite juice does too!


Your ex had NGU? Serious?

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