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11-15-2010, 08:51 AM #1
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NGU :/
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Recently I have been experiencing SEVERE pain during urination. Thought it was a kidney stone. It is not. It is Non-Gonococcal Urethritis (NGU). Not going into details about how I got it, but most likely it happened because of excessive masturbation and too much sex. Yes, BOTH of them. Anyways the point of this thread is basically to tell you to type in NGU on wikipedia. It's also a coincidence that I have this lmfao!

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**Forgot to mention, if this EVER happens to anyone, drink cranberry juice. That shit seriously reduces the pain by soooo much!
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11-15-2010, 08:54 AM #2
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LOL DOPEY got NGU coz he was a rep whore, karmas a bitch.

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11-15-2010, 08:55 AM #3
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stop sticking your dick in unknown places.

and that is funny as **** how its called NGU lol.
11-15-2010, 09:53 AM #4
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So all that time, you had to go through the pain, and when you drank that juice, it reduced your pain, lmao, if no one gets what I say, nvm don't know how to describe it. But it's funny how your looking up NGU on google, not to go to NGU, but for other purpose reason Cool Man (aka Tustin)
11-15-2010, 09:54 AM #5
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Haxor!
co-incidentally, the other day i somehow spaced out and typed in NGU in google instead of nextgenupdate, and Non-Gonococcal Urethritis came up..

i thought it was kinda funny too
11-15-2010, 12:32 PM #6
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Alex
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what a coinkydink! Happy
hope you get better though
11-15-2010, 12:40 PM #7
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wow thats nasty :/ lmao :'Winky Winky
unlucky for you Dopey :n:
11-15-2010, 02:06 PM #8
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That is ironic with the sites name.
11-15-2010, 02:13 PM #9
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Originally posted by Master
That is ironic with the sites name.


Well done Captain point out the obvious.

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11-15-2010, 02:17 PM #10
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damn, thats not good

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