Friendly Holiday Advice - NextGenUpdate

12-24-2010, 01:23 AM #1

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and Department of Motor vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause 3 times as many accidents.

This message is from somebody who cares about you, Jeff.

HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAYS NGU.

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12-24-2010, 01:25 AM #2

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yee thanks man you to!

12-24-2010, 01:26 AM #3

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I see what you did there.

12-24-2010, 01:26 AM #4

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Lol I never thought of it that way.

12-24-2010, 01:29 AM #5

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What happens if I mix vodka with coffee? Does that mean I'm invulnerable to any accidents?

12-24-2010, 01:30 AM #6

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Originally posted by Toastmonkey

What happens if I mix vodka with coffee? Does that mean I'm invulnerable to any accidents?

No you have to mix in some juice, water, milk, carbonated drinks, and other shit too.

12-24-2010, 01:35 AM #7

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I remember when I took my permit test they asked a lot of questions about drinking and driving, but now I know what they really meant.

12-24-2010, 01:42 AM #8

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Originally posted by Travis

No you have to mix in some juice, water, milk, carbonated drinks, and other shit too.

Hold on wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it

12-24-2010, 01:50 AM #9

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Originally posted by Toastmonkey

Hold on wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it

I heard heroin works better

12-24-2010, 01:53 AM #10

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Drink nothing

No risk and you mess with the numbers man!!!