Post: Friendly Holiday Advice
12-24-2010, 01:23 AM #1
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Jeff
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and Department of Motor vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause 3 times as many accidents.

This message is from somebody who cares about you, Jeff.

HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAYS NGU.
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12-24-2010, 02:06 AM #11
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Speaking of..there was a HUGE accident on my street last night, drunk driver speeding, hit about 8 cars total, I think like 4 of them were totaled. Drink and drive..as long as this shit ain't alcohol.

BTW, I bet the ones drinking water and what not weren't fatal, and the drunk driving ones were.
12-24-2010, 02:11 AM #12
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Speaking of..there was a HUGE accident on my street last night, drunk driver speeding, hit about 8 cars total, I think like 4 of them were totaled. Drink and drive..as long as this shit ain't alcohol.

BTW, I bet the ones drinking water and what not weren't fatal, and the drunk driving ones were.


Last night there was an accident right by my house and the air care had to come. That shit woke me up :mad:. All I had to do was smoke some :420:
12-24-2010, 02:11 AM #13
Camaro
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Originally posted by Jeff View Post
Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and Department of Motor vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause 3 times as many accidents.

This message is from somebody who cares about you, Jeff.

HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAYS NGU.


Thanks Jeff, but let me just point one thing out, 23% may be from drunk driving, but that doesn't mean the 77% are from people who drink other bevrages, joke or not, that is a stupid/ignorant statement to make.

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12-24-2010, 02:52 AM #14
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Originally posted by Camaro View Post
Thanks Jeff, but let me just point one thing out, 23% may be from drunk driving, but that doesn't mean the 77% are from people who drink other bevrages, joke or not, that is a stupid/ignorant statement to make.


Theres always those people I guess. The people who ruin the fun....
12-24-2010, 02:55 AM #15
Camaro
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Originally posted by Jeff View Post
Theres always those people I guess. The people who ruin the fun....


Are you implying that I am ruining the fun? Sorry I'm just dumbfounded today, can't tell if a person is hating me or not. I am recieving so much hate today, and all because I thought I was helping uninformed people...
12-24-2010, 03:19 AM #16
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Originally posted by Camaro View Post
Are you implying that I am ruining the fun? Sorry I'm just dumbfounded today, can't tell if a person is hating me or not. I am recieving so much hate today, and all because I thought I was helping uninformed people...


Well, you yourself said you were informed this was a joke. You still went ahead and posted how you felt it was offencive. There was no need for that.

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12-24-2010, 03:33 AM #17
Camaro
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Originally posted by Jeff View Post
Well, you yourself said you were informed this was a joke. You still went ahead and posted how you felt it was offencive. There was no need for that.


I never knew this was a joke, I just said joke or not lol, sorry if I came off the wrong way. I did kind of having a feeling it was a joke though, but the statement was not really funny.
12-24-2010, 09:14 AM #18
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Originally posted by Jeff View Post
Theres always those people I guess. The people who ruin the fun....


Oh god brilliant!
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Oh how I giggled. LOL
12-24-2010, 09:53 AM #19
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I heard heroin works better


Heroin < Kush

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