(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and Department of Motor vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause 3 times as many accidents.

This message is from somebody who cares about you, Jeff.

HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAYS NGU.

I dont know why you have to continue to be a little kid. Grow up.